Lots of stuff is different in ARK than anywhere else ... for example, here's a list of
HOW THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF MICROSOFT'S HEADQUARTERS WERE IN ARKANSAS
1. Their #1 product would be "Winders '95."
2. Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3. Occasionally, you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag and some duct tape.
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right," "Naw," or "Git" instead of "Yes", "No", or "Cancel."
5. Instead of "Ta-Dah!", the opening sound would be dueling banjoes.
6. The Recycle Bin in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear "Freebird."
8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 95 theme song would be "Achy Breaky Heart."
9. Powerpoint would be named "Parpawnt."
10. Hardware could be replaced using parts from an old Trans-Am.
11. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver.
12. "Well first thing you know old Bill's a billionaire..."
13. Flight Simulator would be replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator.
14. "ParPawnt" would have a "Pond Scum" and a "Junk Yard" scheme.
15. One wrong turn while surfing the net and you'd be face to face with a 12 gauge.
16. "This computer protected by Smith and Wesson" screen saver.
17. Directions to corporate headquarters: Down the road a mile or so...
18. Microsoft Word includes a phonetic spell checker: Hookt on foniks werkt fir me.
