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aberdeen Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 6:33 PM EST
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A few weekends ago I went to my friends bbq, and offered a cigar to his father in-law. He took that Fuente Hemingway and licked it up and down like a lollipop, and I nearly threw up and I couldn't even bring myself to smoke a cigar while there. My father in-law in California also last time I was there, when starting our traditional all night poker match, started to lick his cigar wrapper. This time I just told him flat out not to do that in my presence. It is really a pet peeve of mine I guess, to see some guy's big ugly tounge slobber over a cigar wrapper.
Mr.Mean Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 7:35 PM EST
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Maybe they don't get to eat at home. Who knows?
goldengoose7 Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 8:00 PM EST
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Maybe they are use to smoking White Owls left in their glove box in 120 degree heat for 4 weeks? ;o)

I've heard this licking trick is a way to revive a dead cigar in a hurry, but I have to agree with you, it is gross! -- These are the kinds of guys that you don't waste anything but your 75 cent or less sticks on!! LOL!
jjohnson28 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 8:16 PM EST
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What Goose said,a lot of old timers(no offense to the old timers here...LOL)but a lot of em are just used to smoking dried out drug store cigars and thats just the way they do things.
xibbumbero Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 8:30 PM EST
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One mans cigar is another mans lolipop. X
jd1 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 9:49 PM EST
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Next time offer him a lollipop first, then we he's done with that offer him a Lone Wolf...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 10:26 PM EST
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jjohnson28
no offense taken and you are correct.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Aug 3 2002, 10:29 PM EST
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aberdeen
he should have given you back the cigar and told you to shove it. how dare you give someone a present and than resent they way he uses it.
if you are a v clipper, and he used a bullet, you would have been upset.

i believe you are a cigar snob
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 1:57 AM EST
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I suppose a Lewinsky is out of the question.
rookie139 Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 5:51 AM EST
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This is going to be one of those classic threads here...LMFAO!!!...Every post on this thread (except mine of course) are hilarious!
aberdeen Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 10:09 AM EST
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Rik, if he wants to lick his cigar is it too much to ask to do it out of my presence? Do you fart in front of everyone? I can put up with just about anything, especially after years of changing diapers with the green goop, but for some reason the sight of someone licking their cigar in front of me repulses me, it's as I said a pet peeve. I don't care if my wife leaves the tootpaste lid off, I don't care if she uses my brush, I don't care about a lot of behaviors that typically may bother someone, but this behavior bothers me, it actually makes me feel sick to my stomach. I never thought of myself as a snob, in fact when I smoke around others I intentionally downplay what I do know about cigars and my opinions, unless specifically solicited as I've been around people who give me a cigar but with it comes a lecture and I found it dreadfully boring.
aberdeen Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 10:12 AM EST
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now that I think about it, that farting example may not have been that good of an analogy, as I guess I don't care much who hears my butt whistle, but it is helpful when a dog is around.
Utz Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 12:58 PM EST
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LOL...;-P
Charlie Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 2:21 PM EST
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The only thing worse is when they bite the end off of the damn cigar after slobbering all over it! Ugh! Give them Hav A Tampas or White Owls next time! Charlie
tailgater Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 6:34 PM EST
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Are you turned off, or are you secretly turned on??? Actually, Abs, I agree 100% and have posted on this exact item some time back. As for downplaying your cigar knowledge, I do that too. Or am I just simply a dumb-ass? Hmmmm....
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#16 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 7:46 PM EST
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aberdeen
i thought i had responed but i guess not.
how was he to know you would be upset. if he knew, i'll bet he would not have done it in front of you.
i have given people cigars and asked them if they want the end cut and they respond by bitting the end off.
my lecture when i give someone a cigar is "i think you might like this."

we are all different creatures, with our own idiosyncrasies, life is easier when you don't bust your chops over what other people do, provided it does not interfere with you.
cigarsmoke Offline
#17 Posted: Sun, Aug 4 2002, 8:20 PM EST
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aberdeen,
I cannot imagine that someone would do that to your cigar. Oh but wait you gave it to them and it is now their cigar. I would say that maybe you shouldn't offer cigars unless your prepared to really let go and give up ownership totally.


Oh and by the way, if you go to a democratic fund raiser dont offer Bill Clinton a cigar; what he does would really get to you. He takes his cigars and ...........er nevermind just dont give him one.

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GetYourOwn Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 8:30 AM EST
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Can you say Homophobia.
SteveS Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 8:47 AM EST
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I've never licked one up and down from end-to-end like a lolly-pop ... but I do tend to stick my cigar in my mouth before cutting it ... it seems to make for a cleaner cut.

But Ab, if you and I somehow ever end up herfing in-person, I'll be sure to remember to tell you to avert your eyes.
goldengoose7 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 12:58 PM EST
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Ditto on the putting in mouth for a sec before cutting end cap.

My cigars spend more time being held in my mouth by my teeth than they do being held in my hand. This os one reason I like a 6" smoke or longer most of the time to keep thr smoke out of my eyes and nose from the foot burning.

But as I have said before, chomping on the end is all part of the process to me and adds to the enjoyment of smoking a good cigar, ie: a good smoke's ingredients could be chewed like chewing tobacco and it would taste as good. I use to chew, and thus, this practice is not alien to me.
E-Chick Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 1:55 PM EST
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How could I NOT reply to this one! I just thought I'd shed a bit of cigar knowledge on this thread. I thought it was only blondes that downplayed intelligence to make others more comfortable!

There's so many things to insert into this thread, but I think I'll go for the medical term for Aberdeen's issue. It's not Homophobia, it's Lickagaraphobia. Duh! Or was it Lickastickaphobia?
SteveS Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 2:09 PM EST
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I'm not saying a word ... there a SO many things I'd like to say about THAT, but in the interest of the general decorum, I will resist ...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 2:47 PM EST
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SteveS
f*** decorum
bring it on
xibbumbero Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 4:40 PM EST
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I was gonna guess LICKADICKAPHOBIA,jmho. X
aberdeen Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 5:46 PM EST
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look, I am repulsed by the site of a man's tounge slobbering over a cigar, I don't know what the reason it, probably out of the 200 cigars I have given away, this has happened twice, so I won't punish everyone else because a few people can't keep their tongues in their mouth. I don't think I am a homophobe, but really don't care if someone thinks I am. But if I think about it, if I were compare the sight of two men kissing in the park and somebody licking their cigar, the repulse scale goes much higher with the cigar. My old best friend got a divorce because he was going to have a sex change and was taking hormones and all that business, then he met another girl and changed his mind and I am actually going to his wedding this month, so I've seen just about everything. Cigar licking tops them all. And having a minor in psychology I am not about to waste money on that rubbish to try to get to the root of it.
GetYourOwn Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Aug 5 2002, 6:28 PM EST
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I can send you a list of doctors that HMOs will re-emburse. Maybe one can help you with your problem. OOPS, you probably are afraid to use a HoMO. LOL Take a chill pill. Everyone is just funning you.
rayder1 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Aug 6 2002, 8:36 PM EST
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I am glad to hear that a few moments of mouth time is okay prior to cutting the end. That's my M.O. Without this shared information, I would have never thought about second hand spit being on someone else's cigar cutter.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 1:44 AM EST
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: aberdeen

"I don't think I am a homophobe"
you are.

"two men kissing in the park"
what park are you going to?

"I've seen just about everything"
have you ever heard "pete go tweat tweat tweat on his piccolo?"
eleltea Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 3:25 AM EST
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
---Peter Graves, Airplane
[email protected] Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 3:52 AM EST
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OK - I feel that in lieu of all the various euphemism written to express our displeasure of this abnormality, we would benefit as a whole a more indepth apathy of this atrocious display of cigar etiquette from a reenactment from cigarbid volunteers. First up - I'm going to assume that E-Chick! is going to play the role of Monica Lewdsinkski; now we just need a volunteer to play Bill Clitski .... anyone willing to touch this one?
tailgater Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 4:14 AM EST
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Why is it that every Liberal refers to a guy who can't stomach blatant queer activity as a homophobe? It has nothing to do with a fear (phobia) of homosexuals. It's possible to dislike something without being afraid of it.
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#32 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 4:42 AM EST
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My response is that those of us that are afraid of it - just haven't tried it ... and I for one will ALWAYS be afraid of it ... I'm guessing you just dislike it?
EI Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 5:36 AM EST
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"do you like gladiator movies"
---Peter Graves, Airplane
"well look at that, Scraps is a boy dog"
---Peter Graves, Airplane
"oooo look cows"
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SteveS Offline
#34 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 5:42 AM EST
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jimmy, if e-Chick is to play the Monica Lewinsky role, you can count on me to play Bill ...
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#35 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 6:04 AM EST
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SteveS - be careful as to what you're volunteering for ... just because it was Bill's Cigar doesn't mean that he's the one that used it ... it could have been used on him .... keep in mind ... E-Chick! is e-v-i-l to the bone ... hell, she'd probably even light the cigar before using it on you ... her version of hot wax ....
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#36 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 6:12 AM EST
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Since this thing popped back up.... If this happens again you can solve it easily. When he starts licking the cigar just start saying,(with a sultry voice) "Ohhh man that turns me on sooo much. Can we go behind that tree and see what you can do with a bigger cigar." He will either never do that again or you will have made a new friend.
SteveS Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 6:23 AM EST
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No need for Bill's cigar ... got my own for the occasion ... and I'd take my chances with e-Chick ... am quite confident of what she's like.
aberdeen Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 6:47 AM EST
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well it seems Rik insists on turning this into a therapy session on homosexuals, or queers as they like to be called. I for one detest the homosexual political lobby and detest what it tries to accomplish, and it is a powerful lobby. On the other hand your basic two bit queer sitting in his home doing whatever with whomever I could care less, but if he shows any sort of sexual display in public, that would disgust me, as it sometimes does when a heterosexual couple does similar, especially if they are ugly. As I said earlier, my old best friend nearly had a sex change and then wanted to be in a heterosexual arrangement, which I don't know, technically a gay relationship, legally a straight one. But now he isn't doing that and is marrying again. And what is it with bisexuals? Seems to me these are people who can't make up their minds what they want. Bottom line is when the person's top priority or what they feel first in identifying themself is their sexual orientation, then I want nothing to do with them, as the same if a person's top priority in life is their skin color then I have little in common with them as well. As is also the case if a person's first priority is their collection of puberty wax fornification knobs.
Mr.Mean Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 7:27 AM EST
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Yeah where are the good ole days when you could drive down Montrose, jump out and beat up any **** you saw in the street.
GetYourOwn Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 8:54 AM EST
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What is a puberty wax fornication knob? Am I missing something good? How many of them will I need for the best enjoyment? Can you smoke them when you are done?
SteveS Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 9:00 AM EST
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which brings to mind the old question ...

"Do you smoke after sex?"

(answer): "Yes, if I'm doing it right"
EI Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 9:20 AM EST
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smoke after sex? Hell, I damn near bursted into flames
Charlie Offline
#43 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 9:30 AM EST
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Wow, did this one end up in and out of the gutter more than Bill's cigar went into Monica's mouth!???!!! I am going to stay above the fray and not say another word on the subject at hand...so to speak! Charlie
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#44 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 9:52 AM EST
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I'm beginning to believe that we're all just a little misunderstood by the rest of society ....
E-Chick Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 10:06 AM EST
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Don't blame me for any thread jacking...El mentioned Monica FIRST! I did want to say what X said, but stuck to my other cigar related choices so as not to blow your minds with any innuendos....



And JIMMY, you betta watch yo mouth sucka! LOL! Never, and I repeat NEVER assume anything! Well, ok, maybe the EVIL part is correct...
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#46 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 10:34 AM EST
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E-Chick! - you'll have Slim to thank for that one ... he told me to type really slow .... because he knew you couldn't read all that fast .....
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#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 11:45 AM EST
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tailgater

because that is the definition of homophobia. an aversion (not fear) of homosexuals.
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#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 11:56 AM EST
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aberdeen

first, you can always ignore me

i have posted pictures of me and i know i qualify more as ugly then beautiful.if you are put off by my kissing my wife while standing in line at a store, than you may f**k off. you have too many problems with too many groups of people.

BMW Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 3:03 PM EST
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Mr Mean, and then you'd drop your keys and have to kick them 3 blocks before you could bend over and pick them up? Barry
aberdeen Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Aug 7 2002, 6:03 PM EST
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my my Rik is sensitive. I didn't say I don't want to see people kissing in public did I? I said sexual displays in public, didn't I? So if you not only kissed your wife at the grocery store, but started the teenage type dry humping, then that would bother me, and besides you would probaly smash the mangos sitting on the checkout belt, ever eat smashed mangos Rik? I don't have any problems with any group of people Rik, I only have problems if they try to force their beliefs onto me. I have every bit of problem with arrogant political gays as I do the anti-tobacco nannies who want to impose their morals on the rest of us, starting with higher tobacco taxes, and ending with their ultimate goal of banning tobacco use. Thank god I am not some corporate puppet and have to go through the sensitivity or indoctrination classes. Sometimes the way you write Rik I suspect you may teach these classes. I haven't seen your pictures Rik, but c'mon, you aren't ugly, it's all in the mind, the mind can be controlled. Oh yes, check ebay for auctions on puberty was fornification knobs, look for ones extra greasy and oval shaped, these are the rare South American type, and don't include the oil light's mother.
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