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Magwitch Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 12 2010, 5:28 PM EST
Joined: 03-26-2010
Posts: 48
Dear Ted:

Just thought I'd drop you a line and ask how hell is. Have you been getting double teamed by Pol Pot and Josef Stalin? I'm betting they don't have your beloved vodka down there. What do you drink? Turpentine? I'm not sure if you have internet access down there but I thought I'd try reaching you through this site as I know you loved your cigars. I've been praying that your old friends Barney Frank and Chuck Schumer join you soon. Keep burning buddy!

Warm Regards,
Magwitch
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curvebuster Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 4:09 AM EST
Joined: 09-09-2009
Posts: 192
Hey Mag, I wasn't a big fan, but this is pretty classless.
whizzy1 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 4:26 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
the swimmer!!!!
cornute Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 4:27 AM EST
Joined: 05-06-2010
Posts: 2
I'll say it again, No class man, no class. In no way do you benefit this forum.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 4:32 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,552
lol...
jetblasted Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 5:22 AM EST
Joined: 08-30-2004
Posts: 42,595
Magwitch has issues.
dkeage Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 5:31 AM EST
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,151
^Consider the source.......
Stinkdyr Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 5:56 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
Teddy burns in hell. good riddance.

We here in Taxholechew****z have a long line of socialist slugs who need to follow him soon!
pacman357 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 6:21 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
Wow...he's been dead for a few months now, and you're already buying tickets to hell for other people to go there.

So...what is the real problem here? Bottle-fed? Older sibling played with the soft spot on your head too often? Grew up in a house with lead-based paint?

It's not often one gets a chance to see someone work themselves into a heart attack over people who neither know him nor care about his opinion (I'm guessing on the latter point, of course).

I have three words for thee....ther-a-py. Please get some help before you show up at a mall to see how many rounds you can fire before security or cops take you out.
pacman357 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 6:22 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
#6 Issues??? Looks more like he's got an entire subscription.
MikeyRavioli Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 7:19 AM EST
Joined: 10-10-2005
Posts: 2,105
He's an attention whore. And we give it to him by responding. Calling him out is playing his game. Its what he wants, what he needs.

Honestly I think its sad. Nothing interesting or engaging enough in his own life that he finds some sort of thrill stirring **** on a message board.
jackconrad Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 7:44 AM EST
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Apparently that's what they want Mikey..
specksniff Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 8:01 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2010
Posts: 24
#12 I think you're right about Magwitch craving attention. I was raised by my Amish uncle, and he and his friends would have known how to deal with Magwitch's hijinx. A whore like Magwitch would have been shunned by the entire community. No one likes to be shunned, I can tell you that from personal experience. (No one's perfect and I was shunned for an entire summer when I got caught taking this Mennonite girl to see James Bond in Thunderball, even though it was mostly her idea. I should have never trusted her. If she had fessed up, then the shunning probably would have been all I got for my transgression. When she didn't, well, my uncle really let me have it. I learned a valuable lesson though. Those Mennonite girls can be wily.) But for attention whores, I expect that there's no worse punishment than a good shunning. We should do that. Anyone else up for it?
whizzy1 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 8:11 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
too many people with their panties in a bunch around here....except for the lady hay comments...
JadeRose Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 8:22 AM EST
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
We get this but we can't see a topless woman? *sigh*
MikeyRavioli Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 8:26 AM EST
Joined: 10-10-2005
Posts: 2,105
J, I will not waste my time eganging you or giving you more troll fuel.

You are neither witty nor funny. I hope your act get you the attention you crave from someone else. Have fun **** stirring.
Stinkdyr Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 13 2010, 8:26 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
Hey Mag, even if you didn't like Teddy..........you have to admit, Patches is doing a great job of propping up the Kennedy name.
specksniff Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, May 14 2010, 7:04 AM EST
Joined: 06-28-2010
Posts: 24
M, how small and insignifigant your life must be that you have to come to a discount cigar message board to find people to berate and act like you are better than.

If you think everyone here is so stupid and needs to get a life so desperately then why are you here?

Your use of foul and agrammatical language betrays who you really are.
whizzy1 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, May 14 2010, 7:27 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2007
Posts: 3,256
friggin uptight people around here
Stinkdyr Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, May 14 2010, 9:17 AM EST
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Posts: 9,948
We need reminders of how badly Tedneck and his ilk have abused the taxpayers of this country lest we forget and fall into the trap of re-electing more socialist slugs like him.

Sorta like the constant reminders we get about the Holocaust.......never let either happen again!
teedubbya Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, May 14 2010, 9:28 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
kind of interesting this one made it through the one part of the forum that is censored.

*shrug*
adroomi420b Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, May 14 2010, 9:32 AM EST
Joined: 05-13-2010
Posts: 200
People who repeatedly (even once for that matter) use Hitler, Nazi's, or the Holocaust to describe our country really need to examine their heads. I'm sure survivors of that horrible time in our world's history retch in disgust when they read or hear crap like that. It ranks up there with me like bitching about your headcold to a terminally ill patient. Utter ignorance!
donutboy2000 Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, May 15 2010, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
Is Arizona's crackdown on illegal immigration really comparable to Nazi Germany?

The comparison was made by some on the L.A. City Council on Wednesday as the body approved a boycott against Arizona. But one leading Jewish group says its "irresponsible" to liken the Arizona law to Nazi tactics.

latimes
fgruben Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, May 15 2010, 4:01 PM EST
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Posts: 383
tacky.... very tacky.
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, May 15 2010, 6:54 PM EST
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Posts: 19,425
First time I saw this.
Sigh.
Stinkdyr Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, May 17 2010, 8:32 AM EST
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Posts: 9,948
topped for androomi.....

we must never forget!
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2012, 9:59 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Not the OP's best attempt at humor, but I just can't get enough of kicking the subject matter.

Odd how Teddy chose to swim as part of his rehab.
bobsnook Offline
#28 Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2012, 10:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-02-2006
Posts: 279
you suck brother
dstieger Offline
#29 Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2012, 10:47 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
This sounds remarkably similar to a conversation between a group of stoners well into the their fourth joint.
tailgater Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jul 25 2012, 12:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
bobsnook wrote:
you suck brother


No. That would be your mama.

whip
Palama Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jan 1 2024, 3:10 PM EST
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