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briguy151 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:53 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2004
Posts: 611
What is the following song to? Its only part of it....


It seems today that all ya see is violence in movies and sex on TV.

But where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to relyyyyyyyyyy

lofty1 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 5:56 AM EST
Joined: 06-07-2004
Posts: 4,670
Family Guy theme song. Incredibly funny cartoon that has no business being watched by kids!
briguy151 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:00 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2004
Posts: 611
Great show!!!!!!!!!

Last year my sister got my 14 year old cousin the DVD and when I found out I almost passed out. Needless to say she had a nice phone call from our aunt.


Ya ever see the episode when Brian in working as the hickory farms type place and says:
"Would you like to have a taste of my smoked meat log?"

LOL
ryantp Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:14 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2009
Posts: 4,567
how about the sleazy neighbor asking meg, the daughter:

"hey, meg, 18 yet?"

"no"

"alriiiiiiight."
briguy151 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:34 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2004
Posts: 611
Quagmire rules, ya se the episode when he is at the strip bar?

Quagmire: "Do you take bank cards?"
Stripper: "Why yes."
---He slides the card down the crak of her ass---
Quagmire: "Can I get Stamps?"


ROTFLMAO
ryantp Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:39 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2009
Posts: 4,567
Quagmire to the teenager: "Hey, baby"

"Moooom!"

"I like where this is going."
Seth Gekko Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:48 AM EST
Joined: 01-30-2004
Posts: 2,311
. . . . .when he opens the closet door, to find a girl in a cheerleading outfit tied up. . . . "jackpot"
mikecook Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 6:58 AM EST
Joined: 09-10-2004
Posts: 300
Quagmire is funny... but Brian the dog is funnier...

(Meg runs from room crying)

Brian: Such a whiney little runt...

Lois: Brian!

Brian: What? What? I said runt! Runt!

briguy151 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 8:13 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2004
Posts: 611
Meg: Wow Brian you lost so much weight. Whats your secret?
Brian: Here's a hint, PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!!!! FACE!!!!!(hand in face)

OR

"how about a litlle less questions and a bit more SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!"
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Dec 15 2004, 9:15 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 80,015
FUNNY SHOW!!! Seth Macfarlane the creator is from Rhode Island.

Lots of people not from the area may not get the more subtle jokes on New Englanders... what with all the talk of Quahogs. :-)
RagingMark Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Dec 16 2004, 5:33 PM EST
Joined: 08-04-2004
Posts: 235
Great Show

Quagmire: How old are you?
High School Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18...Alright
High School Girl: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is going

tailgater Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Dec 17 2004, 5:23 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,187
When the sexual harrassment official is scolding him and he says:
"if you weren't so obviously a lesbian, I'd swear you were coming on to me"

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