>Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour
>of the White House.
>
>After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if
>he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the
>President had a solid gold urinal!
>
>That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
>think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold
>urinal!"
>
>Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House,
>she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the
>fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold
>urinal.
>
>That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned
>to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."
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