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I'm going as a overweight, cigar smoking, beer drinking father!

Are you gonna wear the tinfoil head gear as well?

LOL

Charlie

I'm going as Michael Moore. I'll be wearing a scruffy, unkempt beard and mustache, pooped on and worn out Michigan State ball cap, Salvation Army donation sneakers I stole from the drop box outside the bowling alley, the same jacket and blue jeans I had in junior high school when I first reached 300 lbs, a "Dump Bush" sign plastered to my back and "I heart Kerry" T-shirt. For the kiddies in costume, I'll be giving away rocks at the door and filming a documentary slamming the Bush Administration's handling of the Daylight Savings Time debacle called "Turn Back The Clock, It's That Time Of The Year." After the party, I'll go to sleep in a van down by the river and in the morning, beg for food outside the local K-Mart shouting "food for bullets!!".

I'm going out in a john kerry costume, dressed as Waffle with a splash of ketchup on the butt area to show how kerrys ass is bleeding for the "middle income" people.

JonR

I'm going to dress as a physician wearing a particle mask, greet the kiddies at the door, tell them they look very ill, and whip out a water filled syringe (the one use to put distilled H2O in my hydration discs) and tell them I have medicine that will cure them. Then I'll squirt a little water on them, act surpised, and tell them to get it off their clothes immediately, as it's highly toxic. Then I'll scoop the little bastages some of the $75 or so worth of tooth-rot I've purchased over the last month.

I can feel the love here...