An army veteran was walking down the street in DC when he walked up to the White House.
He came to a secret service agent and then asked to speak with President Kerry. The agent replied, "Senator Kerry is not the president, George Bush is, Bush won the election." The veteran, said "ok" and walked home.
The next day the veteran walked up to the white house and came to the same secret service agent and said, "I'd like to speak with President Kerry please." The agent calmly responded, "Listen, Senator Kerry is not the president. George W. Bush won the election. President Bush lives here." The veteran said "ok" and walked home.
The next day, the veteran again walked up to the white house and said, "I'd like to speak with President Kerry please." The agent again spoke calmly, "Sir, do you not understand? George W. Bush won the election. President Bush lives here. Senator Kerry is not the president."
The veteran looked at the secret service agent and said, ! "I know, I just love hearing it."
