>An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
only
>4 parachutes.
>The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player
>ever. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die."
>
>So he took the first pack and left the plane.
>
>The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the
former
>U.S President, a Senator fromNew York, and a potential future
president.
>And I am the smartest woman in American history, soAmerica's people
don't
>want me to die."
>
>She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
>
>The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I too am a U.S. Senator, and
I've
>got more ketchup than anybody else.
>
>So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
>
>The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth
>passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and
served
>my country well, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
>parachute."
>
>The girl said, "That's okay Mr. President, there's a parachute left for
>you.America's smartest woman just took my schoolbag."
