As the unofficial and certainly never properly licensed or sworn before anyone sober chief deputy LOD apprentice and heir to the prestigious LOD outfit(deoderized), in the absence of His Grace the Honorable Slim, LOD, with all rights and authorities never imparted to me, I hearby issue thee:
WHACK!!! (that's for using the "Y" word"
and:
"HUH???" (thats for the incoherent drivel)
(....wooo....I'm high with power.... must scour the other boards.....)