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tarheel4lyf Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:23 AM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
OK. I have a lot of non-premium cigars that I just am not interested in anymore. I will send off 3 sets of packages to the top 3 people that send me the funniest, clean jokes. Send in all jokes to my member name at cox dot net. I will wait a week and judge the entries. I will post the winners on Tuesday, 21 October, 2003. Good luck to all that are interested.


****Remember, these are non-premium, everyday sticks.
SwimNaked Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:30 AM EST
Joined: 09-15-2003
Posts: 530
What's an old woman smell like?

Depends....

What do Star Trek Voyager and toilet paper have in common?

The both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.



I'm out~
SwimNaked Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:31 AM EST
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Wait you said to email you... D'oh.
smithbw Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:36 AM EST
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Posts: 2,444
Great Idea!

Regards,


B
rck_1 Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:50 AM EST
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Posts: 656
E-mail sent


Happy Herf`n
Rob
mrtelcom Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 10:56 AM EST
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Posts: 2,255
Here is my entry :

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=2957108110
billyjackson Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 11:27 AM EST
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Clean???

As in no profanity?

Or as in you can tell them from a church pulpit?
neuroman Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 11:28 AM EST
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Email sent.
neuroman Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 11:28 AM EST
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I am guessing that he means "clean" as in clean enought to post here on cbid.
tarheel4lyf Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 2:15 PM EST
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I mean clean in that you should have no problem telling it in front of anyone without the "average" person getting offended. I say the "average" person because there will always be someone offended by something. I have a few entries already, so keep 'em coming.
wer Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 2:20 PM EST
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I sent mine :)
tarheel4lyf Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 2:37 PM EST
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got yours, wer
billyjackson Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 3:05 PM EST
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Sorry...I don't know any average people or clean jokes. Guess I'm out.
usahog Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 4:07 PM EST
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Posts: 22,691
I got one... not sure if I told it already or not... want it here or in the email???

Hog
usahog Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Oct 13 2003, 4:08 PM EST
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Posts: 22,691
ohh and you can keep the Smokes but I think this one would bring tears to your Eye's if you could get a visual on it!!!

Hog
RDC Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2003, 9:50 AM EST
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Posts: 5,874
Email sent
plabonte Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2003, 12:16 PM EST
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Posts: 2,131
I sent my e-mail also. Can we enter more then once?
Sonny_LSU Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2003, 12:52 PM EST
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Jason, I sent mine to your yahoo account......sorry.
tarheel4lyf Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Oct 14 2003, 2:18 PM EST
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Ok, peoples....I've gotten some pretty funny jokes, so far. Sonny, no problem, I forwarded it to my cox account.

Who's email ends in equifax dot com? I replied to you and it was rejected.
chuckler Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Oct 15 2003, 4:18 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 4,238
What Does a Kiss Taste Like?

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.

She picked a little boy to do the first test. She
blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and
asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room, yelled... "Spit it out! It's a piece of Ass!"


Cheers,

PT ;-)
(aka... chuckler)


tarheel4lyf Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Oct 17 2003, 7:53 AM EST
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So far I have quite a few entries. Some pretty funny stuff. So far there is one joke that had me in tears, although the rest are funny. Keep the jokes coming.
Penguin13 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Oct 17 2003, 7:57 AM EST
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Tar, thats Rocco.

KC
tarheel4lyf Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Oct 17 2003, 8:28 AM EST
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are you referring to the email that was returned? If so, do you have a valid email addy?
BeatDragon Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Oct 17 2003, 8:31 AM EST
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e-mail sent
Penguin13 Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Oct 17 2003, 8:34 AM EST
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Yeah, here it is:

rocco.marrandino (at)equifax (dot)com

KC
tarheel4lyf Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Oct 20 2003, 11:44 AM EST
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Sorry, guys, but due to my schedule, I will post the winners on Sat. This just gives you all a few more days to crack me up.
rmarrandino Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Oct 21 2003, 5:30 AM EST
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Tar,

Have you been drinking again? Didn't the 'rocco.marrandino' part of the email give it away......LOL
tarheel4lyf Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Oct 21 2003, 9:27 AM EST
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huh? I don't quite follow you? I haven't tried to email you yet
JustDanD Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Oct 21 2003, 3:58 PM EST
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Tar. That confusing bit going on about Rocco comes from your post "Who's email ends in equifax dot com? I replied to you and it was rejected".

The email address you speak of starts out with rocco.marrandino which is the CBid handle rmarrandino... ie It's Rocco.

LOL
Dan
tarheel4lyf Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Oct 23 2003, 1:22 PM EST
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ok....I got his email straightened out.....thanks
tarheel4lyf Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Oct 25 2003, 5:06 AM EST
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and the winner is:

rck_1

The winning joke is posted in the misc room. I will be sending out a small package to the top 3 jokesters. Thanks for playing.
usahog Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Oct 25 2003, 5:27 AM EST
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Top 3??? well I wanna here the other Jokes!!! LMAO!!!

Hog
rck_1 Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Oct 25 2003, 11:39 AM EST
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Waaaaaa Hoooooo!!!!!!

Tar,
Do you need anything from me?

Happy Herf`n
Rob
tarheel4lyf Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Oct 25 2003, 1:39 PM EST
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email sent
RDC Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Oct 29 2003, 11:11 AM EST
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Posts: 5,874
Jason Jason Jason... WOW!!! The mailman just delivered the cigars. You da Man!!!

Ordinary every day sticks?!?! NOT!!

Thank you very much:-)
rck_1 Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Oct 29 2003, 11:41 AM EST
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Jason,
Got my package today too! I have to concur with RDC, some of these are definatly not evryday non-premiums. I second the motion that "You are da man"
Thanks Bro

Happy Herf`n
Rob
tarheel4lyf Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Oct 29 2003, 1:41 PM EST
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Posts: 2,543
it was nothing compared to the way I felt laughing at all of you guy's jokes........
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