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TurboFC3S Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 8:00 AM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
I propose we ban Billy for a clear violation of trading rules. He keeps sending me WAAAY more than we agree on, with killer bonus sticks, and I in turn feel like a chump for not sending enough in return. In reading through other threads, it appears this is a trend.

What kind of sick mind intentionally sends so many gorgeous sticks, KNOWING full well that the recipient will feel a sense of inadequacy? That's just wrong my friends, WRONG!

So who's with me, ban Billy! Before his sickening-generosity can destroy any more lives.
Lowman Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 8:04 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Hey Turbo... Just enjoy the ride... What goes around, comes around...

Low

BTW... R U NUTZ ???
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 8:45 AM EST
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,550
The way I look at it Turbo, is that you've been taught a lesson in humility. Now get that package in the mail to set things straight!

Listen, if you trade around here...the rules are to include your favorite cigar, your "newest" good find and one that you like enough to give your dad. Anything else is icing on the cake.
divnmyk Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 9:22 AM EST
Joined: 06-07-2001
Posts: 461
It's all about karma... He'll get his and then we'll see who's laughing...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

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JustDanD Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 9:25 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2003
Posts: 748
Still haven't traded with Billy but have no problem being outgunned. Sometimes I've been able to out-bonus folks, other times I get slammed. Bonus sticks are a choice of the sender. I have even done trades where I sent bonus and the other side didn't send ANY bonus sticks. Still OK because it was my choice to include them. Bonus sticks should NEVER become mandatory or it wouldn't be a bonus. Billy seems to have the ability and choice to outgun. Enjoy the ride. When you get more ammo, you can let him have it!

(Yes, I know you are joking)

Dan (JustDanD)
al'Thor Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 9:33 AM EST
Joined: 06-17-2003
Posts: 2,793
All I know is that Billy among a few others have outgunned me from the very beginning, and although my ammo is still meager... one day it won't be... and I'm keeping a LIST!!!!

; )
smithbw Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 9:57 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
TurboFC3S - My Brother - I apologize if I offended you. I was just spreading some of the Brotherhood! I will take your post as a "HUGE" compliment...I know what you mean. All I am asking is that you:

Enjoy - Enjoy - Enjoy!

LMK - How one of those babies taste! You "Know" which one(s)...

I can tell you in advance Incredible! And this one's for you Slim "It is one of the Best Cigars in the Whole World"!

Mega Hooah!


Regards,



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TurboFC3S Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:00 AM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
I guess I didn't lay the sarcasm on thick enough for it to be blatantly obvious. Everybody has used the bombing routine enough that it's getting old, I was just trying to be creative in stating what a good trader Billy is.

Now are we going to ban this rapscallion or what?
TurboFC3S Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:03 AM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
Thor, I keep a list too of Billy's likes and dislikes ... although I'll always throw in a Lone Wolf just to be annoying. But if he mentions in some thread that he likes something, I'm making notes. Soon a heatseeker will find it's way onto his porch, nothing extravagant. Just a few enjoyable smokes.
jd1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:11 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Way to go smithbw!
As far as what goes around comes around...Billy's b-day is coming up and we have a mega trade in the works...
Yooda king Billy! and your court will be arriving soon...
jd1 your court jester!

penguin? ...penguin? ....MOAB Neutralizer en route....
TurboFC3S Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:12 AM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
I'm sure Billy won't tell me, and I'm not in the club, but when is his b-day?
rasdas Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:14 AM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 4,716
Billy's b-day is soon...very soon....

BILLY...sent an e-mail yesterday...no responce....

RasDas

Joe

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choner Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 11:34 AM EST
Joined: 02-04-2003
Posts: 876
I got a few wounds from Billy too. The Legend Lives on!

choner
docrks Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 12:26 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2003
Posts: 2,708
I'm not sure if Billy would want it known outside the club that his Birthday is 16 August !! Ooopppssss.
That slipped ---now everyone will know that 8/16 is Billy's Birthday --the commotion this may cause in the APO mail delivery system is too horrible to contemplate.......
Billy: Mega HOOAH right back at you.....

ATW ---- and then some
TurboFC3S Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 12:33 PM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
How irresponsible of you to mention that his birthday is AUGUST 16th!!!

Not that I've been around long enough to deserve anything, but mine is 8/12 :-D
TinMan51 Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 1:57 PM EST
Joined: 03-06-2003
Posts: 725
Thats Okay "Smithbw" I'll trade with ya if they won't. hehehehe... TinMan
smithbw Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 2:11 PM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
rasdas - Email Sent - My Brother!

Regards,


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smithbw Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 2:17 PM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
All of you are awesome and true brother's of the leaf. Ryan - a couple of those sticks Are/were for your B-day! You Choose!

I really love this board, the brotherhood, and retaliating against anyone that I see as a threat...Just had to say that in case someone has an itchy trigger finger... =)

JD1 - Still Waiting - Bro - It is soooo hard to do...

A special thank you for Docrks for keeping my Birthday a secret.... =) What are friends for...

Mega Hooah - And Then Some!

Regards,


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deadeyedick Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 2:42 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,146
Billy,
I just returned and was SCHOCKED AND DISMAYED to see the shabby way you are being treated here!
Don't worry bro...........I'll still trade with you. (Sniff......Sniff)

DED
hoagie55 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Aug 1 2003, 6:30 PM EST
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 909
All,

Don't forget to come up with creative descriptions when mailing anything to an APO. Cigars do NOT get through. You want to put something in the description field of the customs form that will not raise a flag such as educational supplies, bible, sunday school instructional materials, etc..

I plan on putting down Sexual Instructional Videos on his birthday bomb. I wonder how much flack Billy will get for that one! LOL!

Matt
smithbw Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 12:34 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
DED - I am ready to trade with you anytime - Bro! Thanks for helping me out of a difficult situation. I think that they still want to ban my sorry A$$. Lynch mobs are forming everywhere... =)

Regards,


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hoagie55 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 4:15 AM EST
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 909
I've got your back Billy!

Ain't no one going to ban you as long as I'm standing! The brothers of the leaf have to stand up for each other!

Billy! Billy! Billy!

Do I smell another box pass here?!?! ;-)
docrks Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 4:19 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2003
Posts: 2,708
Billy PASS!....Billy PASS!...Billy PASS!

.....oh...sorry...........never mind
emgjet Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 5:50 AM EST
Joined: 11-28-2001
Posts: 1,231
Billy? who's Billy.....Missles have already been launch your way....look out...Incoming!

Stay well!

Ed
smithbw Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 6:35 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Ed - Oh, sure take advantage of a Disabled American Veteran... =) Hit me with your Best Shot and get in a Bunker!

I will retaliate with swift and decisive force...

Ain't this fun?? =)

Docrks - I will do a pass when I get out of the hospital. It will be Havana, Havana, Havana...

Regards,


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smithbw Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 6:42 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Almost forget, And a List Of Super, Super, Super Pemiums...I have been saving up for this baby!

Regards,



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deadeyedick Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 2:59 PM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,146
Now that's a pass that ain't passin' me!!

DED
ken9810 Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 8:33 PM EST
Joined: 09-15-2001
Posts: 180
You guys ban people here? OK,send Billy to us at H.P. for a player to be named later.
smithbw Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Aug 2 2003, 10:19 PM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
LMAO @ Ken - Cool Response!

Regards,



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docrks Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Aug 3 2003, 2:05 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2003
Posts: 2,708
Sorry Ken --
-The Trading Deadline has passed --

Billy remains as one of the PREMIER members of this Board...... Besides, if he leaves, who will be around to tell Slim which are the Best Cigars in the World today ????
CigarNewb Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Aug 3 2003, 3:41 AM EST
Joined: 04-24-2003
Posts: 127
sorry ken, gonna have to name billy a franchise player!! LOL

smithbw Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Aug 3 2003, 11:04 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Now Here is a guy that we need to Ban - Cigarnewb - Yes, he hit me with an Aloha Bomb that has wreaked havoc all over my life...

Example 1: I can only drink choc and mac nut coffee and smoke PAM's to compliment them. Wow! What a great combo.

Example 2: My wife picked up 15 pounds from the chocolates and jellies...

So, whom should we be banning?

You are the man Jon =)

Regards,


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CigarNewb Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Aug 3 2003, 12:01 PM EST
Joined: 04-24-2003
Posts: 127
Doh, i name billy franchise player and now im on the chopping block... s'ok, i can take one for the team, a worthwhile sacrifice. LOL

but billy...

solution #1 - If its a great combo, no problem!! There is always more choc mac nut to go with your PAMs. in fact... *mental note*

solution #2 - none needed. couple o pounds... Bahhhh, as long as the Mrs is happy, life is good!!

as far as being the man... um... no... just trying to catch up to you Billy

Aloha,
Jon
smithbw Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Aug 3 2003, 12:26 PM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Trying to distract the attention away from me! Survival of the fitest Jon =)

Regards,



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smithbw Offline
#35 Posted: Wed, Aug 6 2003, 6:40 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
OMG, Just got an incredible package from Turbo...Woo-Hooo! These cuban beli's look good enough to eat and there are 10 of em...Wow! Impressive...

Plus a bunch of bonus sticks...Oh, Yeah! I am still scratching my head over the Lonewolf but...

Thank You - Thank You - Thank You!

I will trade with you anytime - Bro!

Regards,


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TurboFC3S Offline
#36 Posted: Wed, Aug 6 2003, 6:29 PM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
The Lone Wolf is more of a joke than anything ... smoke one while they're hacking on your back, it'll take your mind off that jabbing pain.

My bonus sticks were lame this time, at least from what I remember. But you'll have a nice b-day package on the way. Those beli's are wonderful, smoked my first from this batch last night and it was heaven in stick form.
TurboFC3S Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Aug 6 2003, 6:30 PM EST
Joined: 05-06-2003
Posts: 131
Oh, and you just got them? Guess it's a good thing I put 'em in a box with a humipack. Or else they'd be dried little rockets by now.
smithbw Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Aug 7 2003, 6:28 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
Posts: 2,444
Yeah, the mail sucks here sometimes...Not Like America and UPS.

I have not smoked the first Lonewolf, yet but I am going to try sometime this weekend.

Thank for the extra box - Although it is not necessary...I am very happy just the way things are!

Regards,


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