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Presidentin' Be Hard
frankj1 Offline
#701 Posted:
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How do I get in on this?
Abrignac Offline
#702 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
How do I get in on this?


Well, you start by getting on the ballot in all 50 states. So you'll have to get campaign staff in all 50 states. Do well campaigning and in the debates. Next you'll need to when the nomination of your party of choice. Then you'll need to win the general election and be sworn into office. Afterwards, you'll need to lead the free world for at least 4 years without being impeached by the house and convicted by the senate while managing to stay alive. Once your term is completed you'll need to beg money from the richest 1% so you can hire a design/build firm to construct it for you.

Easy peasy.

That'll be a fiver of aged htf CC's. Thanks for your business.
delta1 Offline
#703 Posted:
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=d> Beer Herfing

...or get Caren to do it...I heard she's the smaht one...
frankj1 Offline
#704 Posted:
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Anth- impeachment could be a problem, especially after they see me nekkid, which I would make happen.

Al- she is not just The Lovely One, but she really is wicked pissah smaht...other than that one mistake marrying me.
Abrignac Offline
#705 Posted:
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So Drafter is going to knit the emperor some new clothes??
frankj1 Offline
#706 Posted:
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Emperor Frankj1?
I like the sound of that.

Ya think I could get a sammich named after me at a fancy deli?
Abrignac Offline
#707 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Emperor Frankj1?
I like the sound of that.

Ya think I could get a sammich named after me at a fancy deli?


Sure! How's Vienna Sausage wrap sound???
frankj1 Offline
#708 Posted:
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Abrignac wrote:
Sure! How's Vienna Sausage wrap sound???

doesn't sound Kosher...
MACS Offline
#709 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Emperor Frankj1?
I like the sound of that.

Ya think I could get a sammich named after me at a fancy deli?


Depends... if I can get a 30+ foot tuna boat, and a deli, I'll name a sammich after you. You gotta buy the boat and the deli for me.

So... sure, no problem.
Abrignac Offline
#710 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
doesn't sound Kosher...


Perhaps for a buck fify we can find a Rabbi who'll make it so? If not, maybe it could be a gyro???
frankj1 Offline
#711 Posted:
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good thing I'm not Kosher...and little known fact, I am like a Rabbi.

MACS, start shopping for that boat!
Abrignac Offline
#712 Posted:
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Problem solved. You can do the circumcision yourself on yourself.
MACS Offline
#713 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
good thing I'm not Kosher...and little known fact, I am like a Rabbi.

MACS, start shopping for that boat!


Ya know... I think this one should fit the bill, and it's only 28'!! I'm saving you money already!

http://www.parkerboats.net/2820-xld/
frankj1 Offline
#714 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Ya know... I think this one should fit the bill, and it's only 28'!! I'm saving you money already!

http://www.parkerboats.net/2820-xld/

big enough for tuna?
MACS Offline
#715 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
big enough for tuna?


Yessir. Out here in SoCal, we don't get the massive half ton bluefin you get in the Atlantic. A big boy for us is 100-200 lbs, and the yellowfin range from 15-75 lbs, with big cows topping 100-120.

But we catch them with much smaller gear, so it's fun!
dstieger Offline
#716 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yessir. Out here in SoCal, we don't get the massive half ton bluefin you get in the Atlantic. A big boy for us is 100-200 lbs, and the yellowfin range from 15-75 lbs, with big cows topping 100-120.

But we catch them with much smaller gear, so it's fun!


Some guys compensate for that by getting bigger boats :)
victor809 Offline
#717 Posted:
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Did macs just say his gear is small and that's why he only catches small tuna?
MACS Offline
#718 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Did macs just say his gear is small and that's why he only catches small tuna?


C'mon, man... you want big ol' sloppy tuna? Or the small, snug fitting type? fog
victor809 Offline
#719 Posted:
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Sheet... I've never had a problem with big sloppy tuna.
Abrignac Offline
#720 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Yessir. Out here in SoCal, we don't get the massive half ton bluefin you get in the Atlantic. A big boy for us is 100-200 lbs, and the yellowfin range from 15-75 lbs, with big cows topping 100-120.

But we catch them with much smaller gear, so it's fun!



Maybe we need to add a GOM offshore fishing trip to the CBid calender. We catch the biiiiiiiiiig Atlantic bluefins about 40 miles out at the Midnight Lumps. Wahoo, mahi mani, triple tail and grouped as well.
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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBAMA_TRUMP?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-01-30-15-24-57


Bawhahahahhaaaaaa!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#722 Posted:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4199624/New-photos-Barack-Obama-kite-surfing-Richard-Branson.html


It's a love affair with taking vacations and the media covering him.

Backseat Barry deserves it.
blue collar man Offline
#723 Posted:
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Just find it curious Obama never said anything like Pesidentin be hard but Trump did. Check Rueters, just like he never knew health care was so complicated. Every other American knew this.
It's more like lyin be hard when I get caught
frankj1 Offline
#724 Posted:
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Deflectors: ON
DrMaddVibe Offline
#725 Posted:
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Obama Issues Statement On Otto Warmbier After Being Blasted By Donald Trump & Man’s Parents


Former President Barack Obama has issued a statement about Otto Warmbier, American college student who died this week, days after being released from North Korea in a coma after more than a year in captivity.

“During the course of the Obama Administration, we had no higher priority than securing the release of Americans detained overseas,” Obama spokesman Ned Price said in the statement. “Their tireless efforts resulted in the release of at least 10 Americans from North Korean custody during the course of the Obama administration.”

Added Price, who was National Security Counsel spokesperson during Obama’s administration: “It is painful that Mr. Warmbier was not among them, but our efforts on his behalf never ceased, even in the waning days of the administration. Our thoughts and prayers are with Mr. Warmbier’s family and all who had the blessing of knowing him.”

Warmbier’s father blasted Obama during a news conference at the time of his son’s release, when cued up with a question as to what more could have been done to secure the young man’s release before Donald Trump entered the White House.

“The question is, do I think the past administration could have done more?” he shot back. “I think the results speak for themselves.”

President Trump similarly asserted this week that “the results would have been different” had Warmbier been brought home sooner. He did not elaborate but added, “He should have been brought home that day.”

Warmbier had been sentenced to 15 years of hard labor after being found guilty of trying to steal a propaganda poster from a hotel during a January 2016 visit to North Korea’s capital.




I guess running guns, putting boots on the ground in every nation in Africa, planting a vegetable garden, wearing mom jeans and limp-wristing a baseball, riding a woman's bicycle while on ANOTHER vacation, giving an untold amount of money to Iran IN CASH, giving away military secrets just got in the way of their "higher priority" and "tireless efforts"!

Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan

OR...

Its a Choom Gang Reunion...maybe THAT'S their "higher" priority. Sure seems like it.
teedubbya Offline
#726 Posted:
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Presidenting must not be hard anymore. This thread died after being very active.
delta1 Offline
#727 Posted:
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the right was really tight when Obama was in the fight...
Cigarlady7 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Presidenting must not be hard anymore. This thread died after being very active.


Of course being president isn't hard. Look who's in office.
teedubbya Offline
#729 Posted:
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My guess is our current one is hard 4 hours at a time
Cigarlady7 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
My guess is our current one is hard 4 hours at a time


Should have put a 2 in front of that 4.
teedubbya Offline
#731 Posted:
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nah. after 4 he calls the doctor like it says on the bottle.
DrafterX Offline
#732 Posted:
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How do you know what the bottle says..?? Huh
dstieger Offline
#733 Posted:
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Jimmy told us
teedubbya Offline
#734 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
Jimmy told us



I heard jimmy cracks corn
but I don't care
Speyside Offline
#735 Posted:
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I thought it died because Trump doesn't do any presidenting.
Speyside Offline
#736 Posted:
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But Putin did teach him a mean Gopak.
DrafterX Offline
#737 Posted:
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Is that the dance move Gorbachev did..?? Huh
dstieger Offline
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delta1 Offline
#739 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
I thought it died because Trump doesn't do any presidenting.


when Obama left, the guys who kept the thread alive couldn't find anything wrong with Trump, even tho he was hardly Presidenting...
delta1 Offline
#740 Posted:
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"I've been watching her for years...Nancy Pelosi is not the same," said Trump, after posting a doctored video of Nancy Pelosi, slurring her speech and stuttering...

Report was that Trump angrily blew off a meeting with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi to discuss an infrastructure plan, stopping in the meeting room at the west wing only to say he would not work with them as long as the Dems continue to investigate him, and then stormed out of the room. Afterwards, Nancy said she's praying for Trump, his family and the nation.

Trump called a press conference, surrounded by WH staff and advisers. He said he's a "very stable genius" and went around the room, asking each person how he behaved at the meeting with Chuck and Nancy. They each said, on cue, "you were very calm."
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delta1 wrote:
"I've been watching her for years...Nancy Pelosi is not the same," said Trump, after posting a doctored video of Nancy Pelosi, slurring her speech and stuttering...

Report was that Trump angrily blew off a meeting with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi to discuss an infrastructure plan, stopping in the meeting room at the west wing only to say he would not work with them as long as the Dems continue to investigate him, and then stormed out of the room. Afterwards, Nancy said she's praying for Trump, his family and the nation.

Trump called a press conference, surrounded by WH staff and advisers. He said he's a "very stable genius" and went around the room, asking each person how he behaved at the meeting with Chuck and Nancy. They each said, on cue, "you were very calm."



That really is a scary thing.... Our President is so unstable that he thinks something like this is normal. It's something straight out of Soviet Russia or China. Anyone check the video for secret messages from those staffers? Like how our soldiers who become prisoners sneak in messages when forced to read something on video?
ZRX1200 Offline
#742 Posted:
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Right......Nancy name calling right before a scheduled meeting then decried name calling from POTUS....and speculation on why he walked out.

teedubbya Offline
#743 Posted:
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Mom he said I was covering something up.



Whaaaa
delta1 Offline
#744 Posted:
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"I don't do cover ups"
izonfire Offline
#745 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
He said he's a "very stable genius"


Good enough for me...
frankj1 Offline
#746 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Right......Nancy name calling right before a scheduled meeting then decried name calling from POTUS....and speculation on why he walked out.


she didn't even say the names Lyin' Ted and Little Marco told her to use...she repeated Trump's "stable genius" insanity.

Trump's best line was to say she said hurtful things...do we need to post endless lists of his offenses in that arena?

Z, the whole walkout was staged. Exit, stage left...er stage right.
It's getting boring. May have worked with small business people that he bullied and stiffed, but his current hurt feelings are what happens to bullies when someone fights back.
delta1 Offline
#747 Posted:
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saying the truth about the POTUS engaging in cover-ups is not name calling...she was asked a direct question by a reporter as she was leaving a meeting with other Dems who are pushing for impeachment...

I don't think that Trump has any intention of doing anything bi-partisan for the rest of this term...
frankj1 Offline
#748 Posted:
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he may have no choice next term...


also, little by little a few GOP folks are gathering the courage to speak up. It does not have to be in an attack mode to be of benefit to all, but condoning by silence (fear?) has fed a monster.
At least a couple of them, who also happen to be Veterans, expressed displeasure with Trump's support for Fatty Fat Kim and attack on Biden's IQ as his way to commemorate Memorial Day.
At least one other denounced using fake/doctored video to incorrectly trash Pelosi with "slurred speech" claims.

Hardly a trend, but he may not have the stuff it takes to let it go. He attacked his last detractor GOP as a "lightweight loser".

Presidentin may be hard, but acting Presidential should be easy enough to fake.
delta1 Offline
#749 Posted:
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even though victor is practically begging for a second Trump term, I'm not sure he'd win the re-election...he doesn't seem to have any domestic policy objectives and he's got nothing coherent in foreign policy....his trade dealings with China is back-firing and hurting his main claim for success -- a growing economy...

he's likely to spend even more time golfing...funny how the cons who were outraged over Obama's rounds of golf aren't saying a word about Trump, who has exceeded during his first two years Obama's time golfing in 8 years...

the next year or so may reveal the extent of his corruption and Russian financial entanglements...when that stuff is exposed, the support among his base should erode...

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#750 Posted:
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Dems gotta come up with a decent candidate to beat Trump... Just proclaiming gloom and doom isn't going to beat him... Mellow
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