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Last post 6 years ago by Whistlebritches. 25 replies replies.
whatever happened to Hank the Tank?
hnixon12 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-20-2009
Posts: 2,873
he was on here endlessly??
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
damn it, why?
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
He's coming back Monday so he says
MACS Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Who?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
I'm back now. I was on a self-imposed ban. ha
ZRX1200 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Who?
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
I'll never forget whats his name.

Wrong forum by the way.
qmech Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Hank is back!!!!
Q
tripleguy Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 62
I voluntarily stopped masturbating once. It wasn't like one of the kids at school caught me again in the janitor's closet either. I did it for myself just to see if I could. Mind over matter and a sheer test of will. It all worked out just fine until the buildup of pressure finally got to me. I suspect this might be similar?
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
tripleguy wrote:
I voluntarily stopped masturbating once. It wasn't like one of the kids at school caught me again in the janitor's closet either. I did it for myself just to see if I could. Mind over matter and a sheer test of will. It all worked out just fine until the buildup of pressure finally got to me. I suspect this might be similar?

so, you're going to masturbate now that Hank is back?
jjanecka Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Tripleguy busts one while thinking about Hank?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
tripleguy wrote:
I voluntarily stopped masturbating once. It wasn't like one of the kids at school caught me again in the janitor's closet either. I did it for myself just to see if I could. Mind over matter and a sheer test of will. It all worked out just fine until the buildup of pressure finally got to me. I suspect this might be similar?


You nailed it but I think you need to take a break from the site too if you are thinking about me when you pleasure yourself. Just plain gross! Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't swing that way.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
frankj1 wrote:
so, you're going to masturbate now that Hank is back?


This literally made me crack up... The wife was looking at me like I was crazy. Good stuff.
SteveS Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
frankj1 wrote:
so, you're going to masturbate now that Hank is back?


Or, are you now NOT going to do so after discovering he's not permanently gone ??
bgz Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
This literally made me crack up... The wife was looking at me like I was crazy. Good stuff.


I'm just glad to see Hank still doesn't know how to use the word "literally" properly.
jjanecka Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
HAH!!! That boy'll never change.
tripleguy Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 62
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
You nailed it but I think you need to take a break from the site too if you are thinking about me when you pleasure yourself. Just plain gross! Sorry to burst your bubble but I don't swing that way.


Come now, I think you've got a little bit of the Aaron Hernandez in you. We all do. Nothing like being filled with T and in lockup with no place for all that spunk to go and you are filled with T from all the banter I've read on the forum what with everyone so concerned with your whereabouts. Who else has threads dedicated to speculation over where they've gone, when they'll be back. I don't know you but you must be something special. I'd hit ya if I was still in the joint.
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
SteveS wrote:
Or, are you now NOT going to do so after discovering he's not permanently gone ??

is it that obvious?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
tripleguy wrote:
Come now, I think you've got a little bit of the Aaron Hernandez in you. We all do. Nothing like being filled with T and in lockup with no place for all that spunk to go and you are filled with T from all the banter I've read on the forum what with everyone so concerned with your whereabouts. Who else has threads dedicated to speculation over where they've gone, when they'll be back. I don't know you but you must be something special. I'd hit ya if I was still in the joint.


I have to say, I was pretty flattered by all of the threads and posts about me. Some hilarious stuff in there.
SMOKEYOU Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2015
Posts: 2,275
Good to see your back, jerk.
frankj1 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
SMOKEYOU wrote:
Good to see your back, jerk.

I can only hope you meant "you're back", cuz "your back" means WRONG THREAD, noob!
SteveS Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
SMOKEYOU wrote:
Good to see your back

frankj1 wrote:
I can only hope you meant "you're back"


Actually, I thought it was good to see his back ...
frankj1 Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
SteveS wrote:
Actually, I thought it was good to see his back ...

it's that masturbation thing, isn't it?
tripleguy Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 09-15-2011
Posts: 62
frankj1 wrote:
it's that masturbation thing, isn't it?


From what I gather, it's more mental masturbation with H.
Whistlebritches Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
hnixon12 wrote:
he was on here endlessly??


Really...........never heard of him
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