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Good job Dave, I love the classics!

Or as TG says: "time to float back to the surface...."

Very informative. Thanks jetblasted.

Funny how this discussion is as relevant today was when it started years ago.....

I'm big on this...

Fold. And always over the top (it is a physics thing).

Always fold unless it is single ply. Folding single ply is a mess waiting to happen. Save the environment, fold your TP.

I like to pull a good 4-6 feet out, jam my shoe behind the roll so I can get that 4-6 feet nice and taut and then american flag fold that bad boy... nothing like wiping with a tightly compressed triangle of tp...

if I'm in a hurry I'll just double the 6 feet of tp over once, straddle it, and floss...

I don't care which direction the toilette paper goes... it's either a spin or a flick, either way it's spinning.

I prefer a wad / fold hybrid style.


Wad up the first few sections then do a fold over or two.

Works great, the best of both worlds!

I wad my socks and underwear but fold my jeans and tee shirts. Everything else I hang.

I knew a plastic surgeon who hung himself.....

His wife was happy....

You mean his wife???

Giggling my azz off again.............my wife is looking at me funny again...........she got me a new jacket, it's white with really really long sleeves and has all kinds of straps and shiny buckles.It looks really cool. She says I have to put it on tonight before she goes to sleep unless I stop sitting there all by myself and laughing like a lunatic.

I personally agree with Sheryl Crow..........I use one sheet, and tear a hole in center........save pc. of paper removed when making hole, that little pc. of paper is very important to the process-very very important(more on this later). After making hole in paper insert finger thru hole.........use finger to clear soiled butt crack and surrounding paper to clean sides of butt crack as finger does majority of work........use this setup as many times as needed until soiled area is as clean as you feel it needs to be-normally 3 or 4 swipes will do the trick...................remove paper from around finger and use to clean finger to your satisfaction and then discard paper into toilet with the rest of the "load"....................Now, back to the saved pc. of paper from making hole.........that is used to clear debis from under fingernail if needed(usually it is needed, but that is your decision)............when done cleaning under nail(or not, your choice) discard pc. of paper along with rest of debris in toilet and flush. Hand washing is optional,(but recommended)

Fold and wipe, read another paragraph, then fold and wipe again. Stand up and squat and wipe a third time. This method insures that oh so fresh feeling for many hours without fear of the golden arches that McDonalds advertises.

is that fancy french tp perfumed?

stall door limbo...tremendous concept.
may I quote you?

why have you deprived us for 6 years?

Quote away. I stole it from a stall door (true story). Would have been really funny except I got a bad case of the body crabs about 3 days later (also true). When you gotta go, ya can't be choosy.

I never knew this place existed. Been buying cigars here for 6 years and was so focused on task I never deviated. Then the other day, voila - I found my reason for being! Really though, you had me at hello. I posted an honest question and immediately got punked. I thought, 'how great is this?' Bunch of knobs all with a sick, depraved sense of humor AND they like cigars. My people.

Now, there's another alternative: Humi Care Wipes

....for that fresh, seasoned, feeling between showers

https://www.cigarsintern...-humidification/1466696/

Still Fold! Thanks TG!

Where’s the fun in that????

Based on the status of the Walmart paper products aisle, I feel like this debate is somewhat more culturally relevant now than it was at its inception.

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I am all for equality in the "over/under" debate, so I installed a rotating TP dispenser hooked up to house current. 24x7 it slowly rotates in a circle, so my TP literally has no orientation unless there's a power outage. It has a fail-safe roll retaining system so if there is a power outage, the retaining bar retracts under spring tension and the roll is automatically ejected onto the floor to avoid it EVER remaining in any single fixed orientation.

So, at my house, over or under? Both. Also left, right, diagonals and all other angles!
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