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Anyone else find a tootsie roll in their coke can?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I think it's like a willy wonka thing and i won a tour of the coke factory or something...
jjanecka Offline
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That's nasty. How can you even jam it in there?
RMAN4443 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I think it's like a willy wonka thing and i won a tour of the coke factory or something...

Do you have cats?? Whistle
elRopo Offline
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Ajax, that's not a tootsie roll!
tonygraz Offline
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That might be something that could make you dizzy.
frankj1 Offline
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who is Ajax?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Doesn't anyone read the news?
elRopo Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
who is Ajax?

Duckman's son.

"That's not a candy bar".
elRopo Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Doesn't anyone read the news?

Heard something like "someone ch!t on the cokes" or words to that effect.Anxious
opelmanta1900 Offline
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elRopo wrote:
Heard something like "someone ch!t on the cokes" or words to that effect.Anxious

Wow, cnn has gotten lazy on their story naming... accurate though...
elRopo Offline
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I drink Sam's Cola, its pretty chitty too but its cheap.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Ya, price probably doesn't matter too much when you're drinking immigrant feces...
RMAN4443 Offline
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elRopo wrote:
I drink Sam's Cola, its pretty chitty too but its cheap.

A&W Diet Rootbeer.....gotta watch my girlish figure........Got 5 twelve packs for $10 last weekend......stocked up and got 25 of em for $50..........should hold me over for a while
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Immigrant feces would make a good name for a perfume if you pronounced it all fancy like... like Emm•ee•grauñ fā-sā..
RMAN4443 Offline
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I'm glad you didn't ask if anyone found a tootsie roll in their can because.......well, just because LoL
elRopo Offline
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I hope they catch whoever did it and chit down his neck!
tonygraz Offline
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OK Opie- you knew it was coming- - - drink chit and die !
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Tony!!!! You've made me genuinely laugh at a time when that's difficult to do... thank you my friend...
99cobra2881 Offline
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Mmmm...This thread made me want a Mountain Dew code red, I'm gonna go get me one.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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I don't even want to know what the immigrants did in the code red cans...
frankj1 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Tony!!!! You've made me genuinely laugh at a time when that's difficult to do... thank you my friend...


can the end of the world be far off?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
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can the end of the world be far off?

Not if these immigrants don't stop sh*tting in our coke! I mean, the Chinese were one thing... they were playing a joke... and it was just peepee... this is over the line...
RMAN4443 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I don't even want to know what the immigrants did in the code red cans...

When I was in high school......many moons ago.......I worked at a company in Brockton Mass. that made those plastic lemons filled with lemon juice. There were many Mexican woman who worked there on the lines where machinery filled and capped the lemons from a big vat. One of my jobs was to add the ingredients to the vats......citric acid, lemon concentrate and the other stuff.
You would not believe some of the things I would find floating around in those vats........used tissues, tampons used and unused, wads of mucusy? substances, condoms......you name it. Needless to say I have never used any of this companies products since.
The company also makes candy apple kits, choco covered banana kits, guacamole mix, smoothie mixes etc., etc. usually these products have their own racks in the grocery stores. This company is now in Avon Mass. I believe,but their products are sold everywhere.
Moral of the story.........if you are in the market for these products, look for the address on the box and if it says made in Avon or Brockton Mass. , ............my advice would be Don't Do It. Find a recipe online and make it yourself.
The name of the company rhymes with Boncord Doods
Public Service Announcement over. BARF!
jjanecka Offline
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My grandpa told me one time that they drowned a man down in the vat at the brewery but it told him, "Naw, he was juss tryin'a drink all the beer.
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