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Dish/ CBS Conspiracy. ..
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 74,241
So, I'm sitting in my garage minding my own bidness, watching espn waiting for Baylor to come on when the tv switched to 60 minutes... took me about 3 minutes to get it back... wtf..?? Huh
tamapatom Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 3,645
Ask Mr. Jones. He is the expert on these things.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 74,241
Well, it was an unconvience but I don't think anyone has to die... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 15,212
a few hours on da squirm couch never killed anyone...ok maybe 2 or 3, but no one we ever heard of before
SteveS Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,197
Dish is an inferior service ... it has virtually nothing positive going for it ...
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 8,262
Dish is having a big battle with our
Most popular LOCAL Channel which
Is an NBC CHANNEL....

THEY JUST DROPPED THEM LIKE A HOT POTATO.

Every freakin' night , I gotta watch them explain
To "all the DISH viewers" that WGAL IS IN CLOSE NEGOTIATIONS with DISH TV and is waiting for a fairer price before they Get back on DISH...

THE PROBLEM IS....
I DON'T HAVE FREAKIN' "DISH TV" because
I'm stone cold broke, I have a free GRUB ANTENNA
( without a rotator motor)
THAT I GOT OUTTA THE TRASH and Jerry rigged
ON MY PORCH ROOF....
Besides which....
IF YOU HAVE DISH....YOU CAN'T HEAR THE DAILY SCHPEEEL THAT JENELLE STELSON ( with her
Massive NICE RACK) and that idiot Ron Martin
Keep bitching and moaning about in the 1+ minute
Public service anouncement to Cable, Fios, Direct TV and GRUBS WITH
ANTENNAS HAVE TO freakin' watch EVERY DAY...

YOU'll hear...

"OHHHH NOOOOO...NOT THIS PHUQIN SCHPEEEL AGAIN!!! PHUQ DISH TV!!!
AND
THE PHUQIN RICH CRYBABY DISH TV CUSTOMERS...THEY
CAN ALL KISS MY PHUQIN' AZZ!!!"
about
2 times a day through the wall's of my HUT
if your a solicitor at my front door...
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 74,241
But they have da Hoppa.. Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,254
Try unplugging the microwave next time.
Stinkdyr Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,729
tamapatom wrote:
Ask Mr. Jones. He is the expert on these things.


LMAO!!!!

Applause Applause Applause
dstieger Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 6,917
Change the batteries in your remote
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