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This, taken from a cigar review, is probably my favorite pretentious bullschitt cigar flavor description EVER:
Quote:"Room aroma is reminiscent of dried leaves and newspaper burning in rusty, fifty-five gallon drums near a deserted railway station."
Yeah, douchebag, you could smell the railway station, you could smell that it was deserted, and you could smell that the barrel was rusted, and you could smell that it was 55 gallons, not 35 or 60.
Could you also smell that the station had been deserted for 1 year, 45 days, 8 minutes and 52 seconds? Could you smell that precisely 36.5% of the barrel's surface area was rusted? Could you smell the headlines on the newspaper being burned, you huge douchebag?
"Mmm, I'm detecting hints of a drop in the NASDAQ that day!"What an idiot. He apparently doesn't realize that that sentence screams to all readers, "I AM A PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG!" Totally unaware.
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