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Last post 6 years ago by SteveS. 11 replies replies.
Haiku Day Submission
cameroon Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Noob you post and cry
But your order is Dee-Ohh-Ayy
Platinum Prevails
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
My favorite:

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables here
Are you happy now
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ok... that one's fun
bgz Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
You are dumb af
you bid on mystery lots
noobs are dumb af
RMAN4443 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
There once was a man from Nantucket...........whoooopppppps, wrong forum

Buying Cigars Here

Can Cause You Trepidation

But Still I Bid Here Not talking
KingoftheCove Online
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
The cbid upgrade
Went sideways in a hurry
La Princessa weeps

Noobs noobs everywhere
Whining and crying out loud
where are my cigars?
elRopo Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
A wish in one hand
A crap in the other
Which one filled up first?
bgz Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
That's what the noobs said
Handfull of fecal matter
that they call cigars
jjanecka Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
I crapped my pants
It ran all the way down my leg
No toilet paper
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
ZRX Cornholes
Drafter all night and all day
Smells of Vic's seaman
SteveS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
KingoftheCove wrote:

Noobs noobs everywhere
Whining and crying out loud
where are my cigars?


Gets my vote as the winner ... odds are long against a better one being submitted later ... chisel my vote in stone


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