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Good Lord... I understand now...
victor809 Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
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Someone should put her in jail...
DrafterX Offline
#102 Posted:
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she'll need a photo ID to get booked properly... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#103 Posted:
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Nonsense... we arrest homeless here in SF all the time
DrafterX Offline
#104 Posted:
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so, you're saying all homeless people that get busted don't have photo IDs..?? can you back that up..?? Huh
victor809 Offline
#105 Posted:
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Are you saying they won't arrest anyone who doesn't have an ID? Can you back that up?

Cuz if you can I've got a bit of a crime spree planned....
DrafterX Offline
#106 Posted:
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they can arrest anyone they want.. to properly book them they gotta figure out who they are.... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
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DrafterX wrote:
they can arrest anyone they want.. to properly book them they gotta figure out who they are.... Mellow


maybe they have it written on their underwear?
victor809 Offline
#108 Posted:
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Nah... they just give them names... like drafterx...
MACS Offline
#109 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
they can arrest anyone they want.. to properly book them they gotta figure out who they are.... Mellow


Yessir... and we fingerprint them to do just that. We've had people claim that they were not the person named in the warrant, yet lo and behold... the fingerprints don't lie. We now also have facial recognition scanners.
DrafterX Offline
#110 Posted:
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Think
so, we could use that set up at voting booths too then right..?? Think
tailgater Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 19,159
MACS wrote:
Yessir... and we fingerprint them to do just that. We've had people claim that they were not the person named in the warrant, yet lo and behold... the fingerprints don't lie. We now also have facial recognition scanners.


So the face is familiar, but the name doesn't ring a bell?


victor809 Offline
#112 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
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Let's just cut to chase and get genetic identification for everyone... make sure the govt has a DNA database of all of us. That's what you big govt types want in the end anyway...
DrafterX Offline
#113 Posted:
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Personally I was pissed when I had to give my thumb print to re-new my drivers license last time... Bassards..!! Mad
tailgater Offline
#114 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Let's just cut to chase and get genetic identification for everyone... make sure the govt has a DNA database of all of us. That's what you big govt types want in the end anyway...


Victor wants to put DNA in our ends?

frankj1 Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 15,212
gummy jones wrote:
maybe they have it written on their underwear?

so my real name is Calvin Klein?
tailgater Offline
#116 Posted:
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And mine is XXXL?

tonygraz Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,254
DrafterX wrote:
Personally I was pissed when I had to give my thumb print to re-new my drivers license last time... Bassards..!! Mad


You musta looked suspicious.
tonygraz Offline
#118 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,254
tailgater wrote:
And mine is XXXL?



Or perhaps "fat ass".
SteveS Offline
#119 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,197
Munsingwear ???
frankj1 Offline
#120 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 15,212
tailgater wrote:
And mine is XXXL?


Victoria's Secret comes in trip x?
SteveS Offline
#121 Posted:
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Posts: 8,197
frankj1 wrote:
Victoria's Secret comes in trip x?


Better that than Fruit Of The Loom
delta1 Offline
#122 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 10,070
dammmm...I gots some fruits in my loom...
frankj1 Offline
#123 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
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delta1 wrote:
dammmm...I gots some fruits in my loom...

there has been some whispering...
tailgater Offline
#124 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Or perhaps "fat ass".


That's the last time I wear yo mama's bloomers.

gummy jones Offline
#125 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
so my real name is Calvin Klein?


didnt have you pegged as being that trendy
tonygraz Offline
#126 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
That's the last time I wear yo mama's bloomers.



So you were the one that dug her up !
tailgater Offline
#127 Posted:
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Posts: 19,159
gummy jones wrote:
didnt have you pegged as being that trendy


WAS trendy. His drawers are older than his socks.

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