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Where in the world is Hank the Tank? In Search of Hank...
qmech Offline
#1 Posted:
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Posts: 701

Hi
Are there any detectives out there ? I wonder if Mr Jones knows?
Q
Gon' Fishing
victor809 Offline
#2 Posted:
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I heard MACS drove him to kill himself and dumped his body off his fishing boat...

Or so the interwebs say...
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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Banned... Mellow
jjanecka Offline
#4 Posted:
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His ghost was writing me letters. Said he's coming back may 1st.
gummy jones Offline
#5 Posted:
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i think hank is a nice guy
but wow some of you must really have a crush on him
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted:
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If Hank wants to be here great. If Hank does not want to be here great. It's his choice, but if he wants the majority of the people to care I think he is out of luck. WGAF?
jjanecka Offline
#7 Posted:
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Yeah Spey is right, I think it's Hank'a choice if he wants to be gay. Either way we should let him on the board anyway.
bgz Offline
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I heard he left his wife and joined the circus as a trans-gendered bearded woman named Ashlie to fulfill a long standing midget clown fetish he... er she always wanted to fulfill.

Ashlie on joining the circus:

I always wanted to get my fill of midget clowns, I was told it's cool if I let the clowns in, but I cannot discriminate and have to let all the other freaks in as well.

I just want to say, my a$$ is excited and I'm looking forward to putting on a show and everyone coming from all directions on... er for me!
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
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.... poor hank...
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted:
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Prayers sent
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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To Hank or Mrs Hank?
jjanecka Offline
#12 Posted:
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I don't pray to Hank or Mrs. Hank, I pray to God.
bgz Offline
#13 Posted:
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So you're praying to god for god?
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted:
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I pray to hank for a good harvest... or a nice sloppy bj...
tamapatom Offline
#15 Posted:
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You guys sound like you are Hankering for something.........
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted:
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Please leave Hank be........We're all happier wherever he is.
chazbo Offline
#17 Posted:
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Amen RonPray
qmech Offline
#18 Posted:
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Hi
I enjoyed my conversations with Hank and for one do not mind hearing from him again.
Q
qmech Offline
#19 Posted:
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Hi
I think we are all tired of horse
BOTL😯😯😯😯😯 is it time to stop horse and give Hank a pass 😯😯😯😯😯...
Q
victor809 Offline
#20 Posted:
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Poor hank the tank... resorting to giving handjobs to horses...
bgz Offline
#21 Posted:
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prayers sent.
Palama Offline
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qmech wrote:
Hi
I think we are all tired of horse
BOTL😯😯😯😯😯 is it time to stop horse and give Hank a pass 😯😯😯😯😯...
Q


This whole Hank thing is getting pretty old. Time to just give it a rest and let things work it's way out.

Afaik, Hank is on a 30-day self-imposed "banning." No one is preventing him from posting so if Hank wanted to come back at any time prior to the 30 days, he could do so. In a way, I applaud Hank for sticking to his word...well, unless you think he came back as either Mrs. Hank_the_Tank or some other here-today-gone-tomorrow b.s. poster. If that's the case then he's a schmuck. Shame on you
victor809 Offline
#23 Posted:
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I heard hank came back as some guy palma...
victor809 Offline
#24 Posted:
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But he misspelled it and ended up with the username palama....
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted:
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Hank is downtown....

Hanging outside the drugstore....

Looking for a YOB....MENG..
jjanecka Offline
#26 Posted:
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I admit it... I was really hank.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#27 Posted:
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I am Hank!
victor809 Offline
#28 Posted:
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I am Hank!
TMCTLT Offline
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Dbl Post!!!
TMCTLT Offline
#30 Posted:
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WTFIHank?

I am beyond caring...
elRopo Offline
#31 Posted:
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Not Juan!
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted:
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I saw a post from him or his ghost somewhere here last night.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#33 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
This whole Hank thing is getting pretty old. Time to just give it a rest and let things work it's way out.

Afaik, Hank is on a 30-day self-imposed "banning." No one is preventing him from posting so if Hank wanted to come back at any time prior to the 30 days, he could do so. In a way, I applaud Hank for sticking to his word...well, unless you think he came back as either Mrs. Hank_the_Tank or some other here-today-gone-tomorrow b.s. poster. If that's the case then he's a schmuck. Shame on you



Can't he still be a schmuck regardless?
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Sorry hank, you're no Spartacus...

Can i do Je suis Hank t- shirts or is that gonna piss off the Charlie Hedbo folks?
victor809 Offline
#35 Posted:
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Hehe... I tried. Apparently it went over other's heads...
victor809 Offline
#36 Posted:
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To be fair I wasn't sure if you were doing Spartacus or Negan...
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Had to Google negan... not a zombiephile...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#38 Posted:
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Remember that weird guy who loved zombies and talking about measuring smoke output with something called VUS or something and he lived in a tent in a field cuz his wife was leaving him over the smell of cigars? Willy or something... you think that was hank?
jjanecka Offline
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It might have been, who can really tell.
sd72 Offline
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More importantly, who cares.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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Negan... and probably Spartacus...
jjanecka Offline
#42 Posted:
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Yeah, all y'all people who don't care about Hank well quit all y'all's bïchin...
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