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Mike Rowe (dirty jobs)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 4,998
So I’m flicking around, searching for enlightenment - you know, like a good citizen - when I learn that CNN is still “the most trusted name in news.” I notice this, because they tell me so every ten minutes. This is comforting. I think it’s important that journalists be trusted.

Meanwhile, over at FOX, I am assured that everything is still “fair and balanced.” I know this, because they tell me so every ten minutes. This is comforting. I believe it’s important for journalists to be fair and balanced. Unfortunately, neither FOX nor CNN seem to believe anything the other is saying.

Right now, CNN is telling me the “Susan Rice Scandal,” is completely fake, and being perpetuated by the partisans over at FOX. At the same time, FOX is explaining that the “Russian Conspiracy” is completely fake, and being driven by the partisans over at CNN. (Judge Jeanine was trying to walk me through it a few moments ago, but sadly, her head exploded.)

So I flick back over to CNN, where Don Lemmon is promising not to insult my intelligence by reporting on Susan Rice, until there's something resembling proof. But over on NBC, Susan Rice just told me she “didn’t leak nothing to nobody.” Isn’t that like saying there’s nobody she didn’t leak nothing to?

Look - I have no wish to insult Don’s intelligence, or Susan's, or the people at Harvard, who no doubt cautioned her about the perils of double-negatives. But if The Ambassador did not in fact, "leak nothing to nobody," wouldn't that suggest she leaked "something to everyone?"

Back on FOX, Bill O’Reilly seems to agree with that assessment, but The Washington Post has told me that Bill can no longer be trusted, because he said Maxine Waters wears a wig she stole from James Brown. Wait. What?

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like it. All the anchors have that same bulging vein in their forehead. The same piece of spittle forming in the corners of their mouth. Everyone seems determined to make absolutely sure I completely understand that NOBODY has a shred of evidence to substantiate ANYTHING. Which begs the question - what if they all succeed?

Psst… Wanna see something real?

Watch the Season Finale of Bering Sea Gold on Discovery. It’s on tonight at 10pm Eastern, and its audience has nearly doubled in size this year. Why? I mean, aside from the amazing narrator? Maybe, it’s because people are so sick of fake news, it’s a relief to see real people sucking up real gold underneath the real ice off the coast of a very real place, called Nome Alaska.

Or, if you know how to program your fake DVR, you might want to record Season 13 of Deadliest Catch, this coming Tuesday. That’s right – Season 13. You want to know why Deadliest Catch has been on 13 years? I mean, aside from it’s amazing narrator? It’s because you can’t give talking points to ice. And you can’t script The Bering Sea.

Oh look! Back on Tucker Carlson, I see Elizabeth Warren and Zoe Dolezal - A fake Indian and a fake black woman. I wonder what they’re up to? I bet they would enjoy a few weeks on a crab boat, surrounded by reality, 275 miles northwest of Dutch Harbor...

Hell, I’d watch that!

Mike

PS If you can’t take another second of this, there’s a fantastic podcast with an amazing narrator that tells 5-minute true stories. According to unnamed sources, Susan Rice has called them “the most unfakeist stuff that's never not been unlistened to.” The newest one is here…mikerowe.com/podcast.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 46,266
ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice National Security Advisor.

CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama's Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications.

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.

ABC News AND Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Obama's Deputy Press Secretary.

ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama's Special Advisor Elizabeth Sherwood.

CNN President Virginia is married to former Hillary Clinton's Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.

How fair a shake to you really think anyone on the right side of them is going to ever get? Ever wonder why the media is just ginning up the media outlets with doom and gloom, disparity and racism? Kinda apparent how the President Clownshoes got so much cover and how issues like Benghazi, private servers with classified information and snooping into anyone that doesn't tow the line for the DNC now isn't it.
RMAN4443 Online
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 700
opelmanta1900 wrote:
So I’m flicking around, searching for enlightenment - you know, like a good citizen - when I learn that CNN is still “the most trusted name in news.” I notice this, because they tell me so every ten minutes. This is comforting. I think it’s important that journalists be trusted.

Meanwhile, over at FOX, I am assured that everything is still “fair and balanced.” I know this, because they tell me so every ten minutes. This is comforting. I believe it’s important for journalists to be fair and balanced. Unfortunately, neither FOX nor CNN seem to believe anything the other is saying.

Right now, CNN is telling me the “Susan Rice Scandal,” is completely fake, and being perpetuated by the partisans over at FOX. At the same time, FOX is explaining that the “Russian Conspiracy” is completely fake, and being driven by the partisans over at CNN. (Judge Jeanine was trying to walk me through it a few moments ago, but sadly, her head exploded.)

So I flick back over to CNN, where Don Lemmon is promising not to insult my intelligence by reporting on Susan Rice, until there's something resembling proof. But over on NBC, Susan Rice just told me she “didn’t leak nothing to nobody.” Isn’t that like saying there’s nobody she didn’t leak nothing to?

Look - I have no wish to insult Don’s intelligence, or Susan's, or the people at Harvard, who no doubt cautioned her about the perils of double-negatives. But if The Ambassador did not in fact, "leak nothing to nobody," wouldn't that suggest she leaked "something to everyone?"

Back on FOX, Bill O’Reilly seems to agree with that assessment, but The Washington Post has told me that Bill can no longer be trusted, because he said Maxine Waters wears a wig she stole from James Brown. Wait. What?

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like it. All the anchors have that same bulging vein in their forehead. The same piece of spittle forming in the corners of their mouth. Everyone seems determined to make absolutely sure I completely understand that NOBODY has a shred of evidence to substantiate ANYTHING. Which begs the question - what if they all succeed?

Psst… Wanna see something real?

Watch the Season Finale of Bering Sea Gold on Discovery. It’s on tonight at 10pm Eastern, and its audience has nearly doubled in size this year. Why? I mean, aside from the amazing narrator? Maybe, it’s because people are so sick of fake news, it’s a relief to see real people sucking up real gold underneath the real ice off the coast of a very real place, called Nome Alaska.

Or, if you know how to program your fake DVR, you might want to record Season 13 of Deadliest Catch, this coming Tuesday. That’s right – Season 13. You want to know why Deadliest Catch has been on 13 years? I mean, aside from it’s amazing narrator? It’s because you can’t give talking points to ice. And you can’t script The Bering Sea.

Oh look! Back on Tucker Carlson, I see Elizabeth Warren and Zoe Dolezal - A fake Indian and a fake black woman. I wonder what they’re up to? I bet they would enjoy a few weeks on a crab boat, surrounded by reality, 275 miles northwest of Dutch Harbor...

Hell, I’d watch that!

Mike

PS If you can’t take another second of this, there’s a fantastic podcast with an amazing narrator that tells 5-minute true stories. According to unnamed sources, Susan Rice has called them “the most unfakeist stuff that's never not been unlistened to.” The newest one is here…mikerowe.com/podcast.


Anecdotes..........nothing but anecdotes





Sarcasm
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 10,069
That's the thing about politics...you can formulate an opinion regardless of your background, experience, education and training...and if it is what someone else wants to hear...it's legit...

heck...I'm guilty too...
TMCTLT Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 18,511
DrMaddVibe wrote:
ABC News executive producer Ian Cameron is married to Susan Rice National Security Advisor.

CBS President David Rhodes is the brother of Ben Rhodes, Obama's Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications.

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman is married to former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.

ABC News AND Univision reporter Matthew Jaffe is married to Obama's Deputy Press Secretary.

ABC President Ben Sherwood is the brother of Obama's Special Advisor Elizabeth Sherwood.

CNN President Virginia is married to former Hillary Clinton's Deputy Secretary Tom Nides.

How fair a shake to you really think anyone on the right side of them is going to ever get? Ever wonder why the media is just ginning up the media outlets with doom and gloom, disparity and racism? Kinda apparent how the President Clownshoes got so much cover and how issues like Benghazi, private servers with classified information and snooping into anyone that doesn't tow the line for the DNC now isn't it.



Interesting how this has been largely ignored isn't it....factchecked and proven to be true...yet IGNORED especially by the Leftists d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,222
It wasn't mentioned that O'Reilly and Hannity are in love with Trump and that Fox actually has broadcast fake news.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 46,266
tonygraz wrote:
It wasn't mentioned that O'Reilly and Hannity are in love with Trump and that Fox actually has broadcast fake news.



Both of those shows are Op Ed. Opinion Editorial.

I would sincerely hope it wasn't "news"!

Now, can you and cupcakes go one day without whimpering about the President?
burnem2 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 12-23-2009
Posts: 380
It wasn't mentioned that Toni G is actually in love with CNN's Rachel Maddow.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 12,066
Huh...nothibg about bannon or Jones tho.

Must be because they are taking a non partisan look.

You guys are idiots
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 46,266
victor809 wrote:
Huh...nothibg about bannon or Jones tho.

Must be because they are taking a non partisan look.

You guys are idiots



d'oh!
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 45,324
Tony and Victor sitting in a tree, licking each other's peepee pees.
burnem2 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-23-2009
Posts: 380
ZRX1200 wrote:
Toni and Victoria sitting in a tree, licking each other's peepee pees.


Pretty sure neither of those "guys" have pee pees.
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,222
Always knew you were a crotch watcher.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 4,998
I'm a crotch watcher
I'm a crotch watcher
Watching crotch go by-y
Oh my-my-y
Brewha Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 7,836
ZRX1200 wrote:
Tony and Victor sitting in a tree, licking each other's peepee pees.

Not that I’m much of a poetry critic, but stay away from haiku, ok?
Buckwheat Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 10,624
WTF does any of this have to do with Mike Rowe?
I've enjoyed his video blog even if I don't always agree with everything he says.
I would recommend it to everyone who likes a well thought out and articulated commentary on today's events. It is certainly a refreshingly & intelligent compared to any other talking head out there today. fog
opelmanta1900 Offline
#17 Posted:
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Buckwheat wrote:
WTF does any of this have to do with Mike Rowe?
I've enjoyed his video blog even if I don't always agree with everything he says.
I would recommend it to everyone who likes a well thought out and articulated commentary on today's events. It is certainly a refreshingly & intelligent compared to any other talking head out there today. fog

I agree 100%... no idea what any of this has to do with mike... the guy is smart, well spoken, and althugh I don't agree with everything he says, I respect his views a great deal... most of his stuff is non-political, and when he does do political stuff he's pretty good at staying close to middle of the road... I especially appreciate his foundation - mikeroweworks - that raises scholarships for kids not going to a traditional 4 year college... I think that's the way of the future...
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 74,155
I heard him on the radio the other day... He said that money is really tough to give away... nobody wants to take the time to write an essay explaining why they want to go to school.... Mellow
RMAN4443 Online
#19 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 700
opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'm a crotch watcher
I'm a crotch watcher
Watching crotch go by-y
Oh my-my-y


Funny........I had the exact same song with your lyrics pop into my head when I read Tony's post
Great minds and all that.........ThumpUp
opelmanta1900 Offline
#20 Posted:
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pervert!
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 8,222
Give that man a Pepsi.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted:
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I worked in a mud pile...once.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 46,266
tonygraz wrote:
Give that man a Pepsi.


Pepsi Pulls Kendall Jenner Ad, Admits It "Missed the Mark"

After setting Twitter ablaze and upsetting viewers, Pepsi has removed its new Kendall Jenner commercial from YouTube. The beverage brand issued an apology to viewers, explaining that the new commercial "missed the mark." It also announced that "any further roll-out" of the campaign would be stopped.

Pepsi released a statement on its website:

"Pepsi was trying to project a global message of unity, peace and understanding. Clearly we missed the mark and we apologize. We did not intend to make light of any serious issue. We are pulling the content and halting any further roll-out. We also apologize for putting Kendall Jenner in this position."
This isn't the brand's first time commenting on the video. The brand initially defended the commercial with an earlier statement released last night. "This is a global ad that reflects people from different walks of life coming together in a spirit of harmony, and we think that's an important message to convey," it read.

Pepsi decided to pull the commercial after it came under fire shortly after the ad was released yesterday morning. Critics on social media bashed the video spot for being tone-deaf, insensitive and disrespectful to real-life protests and social movements. Jenner, on the other hand, has not yet publicly responded to the campaign backlash.

HarpersBAZAAR.com has reached out to Pepsi for a comment.

https://gma.yahoo.com/pepsi-pulls-kendall-jenner-ad-162212207.html



AND

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/kendall-jenner-said-pepsi-commercial-concept-pre-backlash-014444106.html

Frying pan
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 74,155
So, black lives matter dudes are the only ones that can protest now..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 46,266
DrafterX wrote:
So, black lives matter dudes are the only ones that can protest now..?? Huh



Yes...THE only ones.


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