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Poll Question : What's your diagnosis?
Choice Votes Statistics
Attention whore 4 7 %
Nut-bucket 4 7 %
Needs stronger meds 5 9 %
Needs weaker meds 2 3 %
Please... get him to STFU 34 62 %
Needs to smoke a fatty 5 9 %
Total 54 100%

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MACS Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:20 PM EST
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I am not a doctor.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:30 PM EST
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can you add a "needs to smoke a fatty" option?
elRopo Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:31 PM EST
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Why can't I choose more than one?
Palama Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:46 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
Why can't I choose more than one?


Yup, wanted to vote for at least 3 more. Gonz
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:48 PM EST
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So many good choices.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 11:05 PM EST
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I vote that I Am a nut bucket.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 11:15 PM EST
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Truthfully...the best option...

He is an overly curious person and does almost everything to see what kind of reaction he will get. He is also bored a lot which causes him to post a lot of random stuff. He is actually a really good guy, very giving and will do anything he can to help a brother out. He has been known to be a little sensitive and will do anything to please others, even if that means being selfless. He can be a bit bi-polar but is really pretty harmless.

Yup, that should be added as an option. I know myself too well.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 11:19 PM EST
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One more thing, if I am really that annoying and get 30 votes for stfu, I will not post for a month other than any trades/bombs/what I'm smoking or drinking.
qmech Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Mar 24 2017, 12:46 AM EST
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Hank you should have left a few kinder options on the list. Are you ok?
Q
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:14 AM EST
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Posts: 3,677
qmech wrote:
Hank you should have left a few kinder options on the list. Are you ok?
Q


I'm good. Had a little too much fireball that night. Haha
teedubbya Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:22 AM EST
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Posts: 95,637
Why does he talk about himself in third person? If he really likes to please people this zipper isn't gonna unzip itself.
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 3:27 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,598
Sheesh, queue up Carly Simon's "You're So Vain." I thought Macs' post was referring to himself...not another forum member.













Sarcasm
sd72 Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 3:46 PM EST
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I threw one in stfu. We need 20 more.
SteveS Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 3:51 PM EST
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Posts: 8,751
sd72 wrote:
I threw one in stfu. We need 20 more.


20? ... why set a low bar ... go for a REAL number
sd72 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 3:55 PM EST
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When we hit 30 he said he wouldn't post for a month.
MACS Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 4:46 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
can you add a "needs to smoke a fatty" option?


Indeed, I can.
RMAN4443 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 5:01 PM EST
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I just voted "Need to Smoke a Fatty".........not sure about Hank, but it sounded like good advice to me
frankj1 Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 5:22 PM EST
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I didn't vote
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 5:26 PM EST
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I thought this was another TRUMP THREAD...
fiddler898 Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 5:28 PM EST
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All of the above.
MACS Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 5:49 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Sheesh, queue up Carly Simon's "You're So Vain." I thought Macs' post was referring to himself...not another forum member.

Sarcasm


Thank you for noticing that I did not mention any names, whatsoever... On purpose.
DrafterX Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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This is about Hank..?? I like Hank... and he loves Macs. . Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 6:11 PM EST
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Posts: 20,222
How come I can't vote twice ?
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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Cause. .. Mellow
elRopo Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 6:15 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
How come I can't vote twice ?

Because he's not Hillary.
RMAN4443 Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 6:36 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Thank you for noticing that I did not mention any names, whatsoever... On purpose.


I think Hank, pardon the expression, fingered himself in #6





Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I vote that I Am a nut bucket.
Shhh
tailgater Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 8:56 PM EST
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Posts: 26,185
frankj1 wrote:
I didn't vote


You finally know how I feel even after I complete my ballot.
frankj1 Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 10:38 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
Because he's not Hillary.

this libtard laffed.
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 10:38 PM EST
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tailgater wrote:
You finally know how I feel even after I complete my ballot.


I had a similar experience...
fishinguitarman Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:54 PM EST
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WTF are we talking about? Hank T Tank?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 7:24 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
WTF are we talking about? Hank T Tank?


Yes, that appears to be the case.
gummy jones Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 7:28 AM EST
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If this is in reference to hank then all options seem too harsh.

I think he's just excited to be here.
tailgater Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 9:17 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I had a similar experience...


This one time.
In band camp...
8trackdisco Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 10:07 AM EST
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Posts: 60,057
I'm going to defer to Macs on this one. I think I would be nut-bucket.

Shawn?

Confirmation, please.
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 10:46 AM EST
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Prayers sent by T-GERBIL
THROUGH "The Envoy....MR. JONES"
ZRX1200 Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 2:44 PM EST
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I am a beautiful person.
victor809 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 3:40 PM EST
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Did 8track just announce he is a bucket into which nuts are emptied?
Speyside Offline
#38 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 3:47 PM EST
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Mr Jones, sure you aren't Roland?
hank56 Offline
#39 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 4:53 PM EST
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As the "original" hank








Play nice, while we ain't everyone's favorites, we are "special"!!!
delta1 Offline
#40 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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smack...the gavel has struck...clear the courtroom...err, doctor's office...
hank56 Offline
#41 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 5:17 PM EST
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Good one delta!
hank56 Offline
#42 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 5:27 PM EST
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BTW I voted attention whore








Not exactly sure why tho....
frankj1 Offline
#43 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 5:40 PM EST
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hank56 wrote:
As the "original" hank








Play nice, while we ain't everyone's favorites, we are "special"!!!

we even have an original Tank...and a MrsTank too.

don't remember any original da though.
victor809 Offline
#44 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 5:42 PM EST
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I voted to dial back the meds. Lets.make this more fun not less.
tonygraz Offline
#45 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 6:04 PM EST
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I don't remember what I voted - there didn't seem to be anything that wasn't applicable.
MACS Offline
#46 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 6:14 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I'm going to defer to Macs on this one. I think I would be nut-bucket.

Shawn?

Confirmation, please.


Confirmed. Slightly ahead of 'needs to smoke a fatty'.
Mr. Jones Offline
#47 Posted: Sun, Mar 26 2017, 7:14 PM EST
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#38 speyside....

Believe it Or not....

I knew a South African MERC...
A French foreign Legion guy who
Was buddies with the bar owner in SPAIN
That Warren Zevon met on his musical hiatus and then they Both co-wrote "ROLAND THE THOMPSON
GUNNER"....

I'm always on the peripheral perimeter...

That's what a unknown shadow civilian
Subcontractor does....
They always pick an unknown nobody who attracts ZERO attention but is trained out the azz ...
BIG-TIME...
as to not attract attention....

Get to know me....

I can detect the most mi-nute detail when a professional **** up... That's what I do best...
And then I act normal ...but follow them for info
Of their identity...

Sorta like "the cafeteria line lady" ...a HIGH UP SSG
AGENT WHO WAS ON MY "ADVANCE SSG TEAM "
In the fall of 2012....
We put our best people on her azz for 2 years..
She was a friggin' GOLD MINE OF INFORMATION...

I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE SHE SHOWED HERSELF
LAST YEAR...IN FULL VIEW OF ME ...AT THE LANCASTER CLIPPERS STADIUM CONCERT
with the PETER FRAMPTON AND LYNARD SKYNARD
....THERE was an open window in an old warehouse outside center field...with an ex-army RANGER SNIPER (on my side)...with a 3" glass cut round hole
AND A .308 bolt REMINGTON RIFLE covering my every move...ALL I HAD TO DO was lift my left hand
Then point with my right hand....
She's lucky I did not want to make a scene....
And the IDIOT SSG GUY AGENT STANDING above my
Seat row acting like a courtesy seater w/ a mustache was next...

The cafeteria line last NEVER ONCE GOT IN CLEAR TARGET LINE TO MY BUDDY...SHE HUNG WAY BACK
NEAR THE FRONT DOOR AND OVERHANG...
SHE's a Wiley smart beotch.....
8trackdisco Offline
#48 Posted: Mon, Mar 27 2017, 5:14 AM EST
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Posts: 60,057
MACS wrote:
Confirmed. Slightly ahead of 'needs to smoke a fatty'.


Thank you, Doctor.
MACS Offline
#49 Posted: Mon, Mar 27 2017, 7:48 AM EST
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Posts: 79,729
8trackdisco wrote:
Thank you, Doctor.


Please refer to post #1. Liability and stuff...
Agent 55 Offline
#50 Posted: Mon, Mar 27 2017, 8:11 AM EST
Joined: 06-19-2016
Posts: 45
Mr. Jones wrote:
#38 speyside....

Believe it Or not....

I knew a South African MERC...
A French foreign Legion guy who
Was buddies with the bar owner in SPAIN
That Warren Zevon met on his musical hiatus and then they Both co-wrote "ROLAND THE THOMPSON
GUNNER"....

I'm always on the peripheral perimeter...

That's what a unknown shadow civilian
Subcontractor does....
They always pick an unknown nobody who attracts ZERO attention but is trained out the azz ...
BIG-TIME...
as to not attract attention....

Get to know me....

I can detect the most mi-nute detail when a professional **** up... That's what I do best...
And then I act normal ...but follow them for info
Of their identity...

Sorta like "the cafeteria line lady" ...a HIGH UP SSG
AGENT WHO WAS ON MY "ADVANCE SSG TEAM "
In the fall of 2012....
We put our best people on her azz for 2 years..
She was a friggin' GOLD MINE OF INFORMATION...

I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE SHE SHOWED HERSELF
LAST YEAR...IN FULL VIEW OF ME ...AT THE LANCASTER CLIPPERS STADIUM CONCERT
with the PETER FRAMPTON AND LYNARD SKYNARD
....THERE was an open window in an old warehouse outside center field...with an ex-army RANGER SNIPER (on my side)...with a 3" glass cut round hole
AND A .308 bolt REMINGTON RIFLE covering my every move...ALL I HAD TO DO was lift my left hand
Then point with my right hand....
She's lucky I did not want to make a scene....
And the IDIOT SSG GUY AGENT STANDING above my
Seat row acting like a courtesy seater w/ a mustache was next...

The cafeteria line last NEVER ONCE GOT IN CLEAR TARGET LINE TO MY BUDDY...SHE HUNG WAY BACK
NEAR THE FRONT DOOR AND OVERHANG...
SHE's a Wiley smart beotch....
Technically he wasn't French Foreign Legion. You are so cute when you get flustered, Jonesy. Geeez
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