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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:40 PM EST
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Go ahead...ask me any question and I will answer truthfully.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:41 PM EST
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Nobody wants to read that book, bro... Not talking
opelmanta1900 Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:42 PM EST
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you really need to smoke some pot...
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:42 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Nobody wants to read that book, bro... Not talking


Dude, if you only knew...you know my life is the Truman Show...you all love me and hang on my every word.

BTW...MACS is my favorite BOTL on here..........
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:44 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
you really need to smoke some pot...


Fly me out to your fishing trip and I will try it...
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:45 PM EST
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Oh ya... not sure if you'd think that if you saw of the PMs he's been throwing out there lately... Mellow
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Oh ya... not sure if you'd think that if you saw of the PMs he's been throwing out there lately... Mellow


I assume it is because he is trying to break the world record for the longest string of reach arounds...if he is flying me out there I will help him get in the book...
elRopo Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:52 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I assume it is because he is trying to break the world record for the longest string of reach arounds...if he is flying me out there I will help him get in the book...

Don't look now but I heard if you jerk off too much you'll get hairy palms.






I told you not to look!

Herfing
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
Don't look now but I heard if you jerk off too much you'll get hairy palms.






I told you not to look!

Herfing


I wax my palms once every 17 days...
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:59 PM EST
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We've already got this guy in busa....we don't need another one.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 3:59 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
We've already got this guy in busa....we don't need another one.


Busa only gets on now to get noobs like me to bomb him. It is all good, I do what I can to help a brutha out.
JadeRose Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:06 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Busa only gets on now to get noobs like me to bomb him. It is all good, I do what I can to help a brutha out.




Don't feed the idiots
NWStogie Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:29 PM EST
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Here's my question for you Hankster:

Is it true that you've stopped doing terrible things to your dog with a fork?
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:35 PM EST
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Somebody in Florida was burning books and started a brush fire in Florida today. Should Hank be arrested ?
jjanecka Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:35 PM EST
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He told me it was a one time only deal. That's animal cruelty you know.
dkeage Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:42 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Don't feed the idiots



This...
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:46 PM EST
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Alright hank, I'll play!

With a name like tank, wondering what your win/loss record is in street fights?

Out of all your losses of said street fights, how many were women?

How many times in the past month has your old lady caught you rubbing one out?

In the past 90 days, how many times have you sh17 your pants?

Are you a proud owner of a minivan?

What's your accuracy hitting your spit can with your chewing tobacco from 5 feet?
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 6:58 PM EST
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Can you whack off and switch hands and gain a stroke?

Have you ever found a goat with its head trapped in a fence and if so what was your reaction?

Just asking
dharbolt Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 7:09 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Alright hank, I'll play!

With a name like tank, wondering what your win/loss record is in street fights?
0-17
Out of all your losses of said street fights, how many were women?
16
How many times in the past month has your old lady caught you rubbing one out?
2 times
In the past 90 days, how many times have you sh17 your pants?
2 times
Are you a proud owner of a minivan?
No
What's your accuracy hitting your spit can with your chewing tobacco from 5 feet? .027%



Just a guess
MACS Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 7:15 PM EST
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Posts: 79,770
#2

#12

#16

/end
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:17 PM EST
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NWStogie wrote:
Here's my question for you Hankster:

Is it true that you've stopped doing terrible things to your dog with a fork?


Well I don't own a dog.... Anymore... I do need to buy some more forks though... Don't want blood in the dishwasher. That is gross.

But still, don't have a dog.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:20 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Somebody in Florida was burning books and started a brush fire in Florida today. Should Hank be arrested ?


I pay my hitman an annual salary, so I like to keep him busy.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:26 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Alright hank, I'll play!

With a name like tank, wondering what your win/loss record is in street fights?

Out of all your losses of said street fights, how many were women?

How many times in the past month has your old lady caught you rubbing one out?

In the past 90 days, how many times have you sh17 your pants?

Are you a proud owner of a minivan?

What's your accuracy hitting your spit can with your chewing tobacco from 5 feet?


I am undefeated in my street fights, I curb stomped the last lady that messed with me. Needless to say, she didn't get up. Pretty sure I broke her hip too.

My old lady has never caught me....ever.

I am the president of the poopy pants club. There is a minimum of one shart per week just to run for office.

My Grand Caravan SXT is the quickest car I have owned.

I am a swallower, spitters are quitters.

Hank_The_Tank Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:31 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Can you whack off and switch hands and gain a stroke?

Have you ever found a goat with its head trapped in a fence and if so what was your reaction?

Just asking


My left hand is worthless. Most likely because my right is named Natalia and my left is Hagrid.

I have only ever seen a goat in a zoo and my bedroom. Never encountered one in a fence. Before you get any sick ideas, our bedroom is the only room our pet goat is allowed in. The bedroom is the only room with hardwood and the goat likes to eat carpet. If you know what I mean....
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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dharbolt wrote:
Just a guess


You don't know me at all, you pig, get on the couch!
dharbolt Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:36 PM EST
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Lmao good chit
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:37 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
#2

#12

#16

/end


You are breaking my heart. That is not the attitude you and your mom had last night. I have never heard the word "more" used so many times in a row.
MACS Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:55 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
You are breaking my heart. That is not the attitude you and your mom had last night. I have never heard the word "more" used so many times in a row.


My mom died June 20, 2014. You may want to go back to your doctor and get those meds changed again.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 8:58 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
My mom died June 20, 2014. You may want to go back to your doctor and get those meds changed again.


I feel you. My mom passed away 5 years ago. Completely unexpected bad way too young. Devastating. I do enjoy letting people know that when they tell me a your mom joke. Hope your mom had a good long life.
RMAN4443 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 9:58 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I am undefeated in my street fights, I curb stomped the last lady that messed with me. Needless to say, she didn't get up. Pretty sure I broke her hip too.

My old lady has never caught me....ever.

I am the president of the poopy pants club. There is a minimum of one shart per week just to run for office.

My Grand Caravan SXT is the quickest car I have owned.

I am a swallower, spitters are quitters.



Does your old lady know you call her your old lady, and what would she do if she found out?
Mr. Jones Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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Jim Carrie stared in "TRUMAN"...

WERE you his understudy...Hank??

Are You a "double looper shoe tie-er?

Do you make a habit of picking
Up... "tails-up pennies"?
And then never spending them...ever...?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 11:08 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Jim Carrie stared in "TRUMAN"...

WERE you his understudy...Hank??

Are You a "double looper shoe tie-er?

Do you make a habit of picking
Up... "tails-up pennies"?
And then never spending them...ever...?


The Truman Show is a biography on my life.

Not a double looper, that's just plain weird.

I am a tails penny kind of guy but I spend them...unless it is a wheat penny.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Mar 23 2017, 11:10 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Does your old lady know you call her your old lady, and what would she do if she found out?


I was just using his words. I can't say I have ever called my wife an old lady. She is only 32...maybe in 20-30 years...if I make it that long.
qmech Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Mar 24 2017, 12:31 AM EST
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Is everything stated so far the truth?
Q
qmech Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Mar 24 2017, 12:39 AM EST
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How old are you?
What is your IQ ? EQ?
What do you do for a living?
Your favorite cigar?
Your Visa MasterCard, American Express, and/ot Discover Cards etc. number (s), expiration date(s), , code(s) ,name on each card? Please list the information by card company, the name of the owner written on the card card number expiration date, and code; Include debit cards same information with pin number.
Q
qmech Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Mar 24 2017, 12:39 AM EST
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How old are you?
What is your IQ ? EQ?
What do you do for a living?
Your favorite cigar?
Your Visa MasterCard, American Express, and/ot Discover Cards etc. number (s), expiration date(s), , code(s) ,name on each card? Please list the information by card company, the name of the owner written on the card card number expiration date, and code; Include debit cards same information with pin number.
Q
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:16 AM EST
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qmech wrote:
Is everything stated so far the truth?
Q


Complete and honest truth....Sarcasm

Silly questions get silly answers.
teedubbya Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:18 AM EST
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Why did you stop giving drafter BJs?
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:20 AM EST
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qmech wrote:
How old are you?
What is your IQ ? EQ?
What do you do for a living?
Your favorite cigar?
Your Visa MasterCard, American Express, and/ot Discover Cards etc. number (s), expiration date(s), , code(s) ,name on each card? Please list the information by card company, the name of the owner written on the card card number expiration date, and code; Include debit cards same information with pin number.
Q



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No clue on my IQ. High enough. I'm a genius!
International Shipping (freight forwarder...most boring job ever)
Favorite cigar is hard... I think that Tat Miami 10th Reserva is up there, and the Opus X, but my go to is a big fat Edge Maduro

Visa 987698756432143, 12/19, 789, Hank tankless, pin 8396
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:21 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Why did you stop giving drafter BJs?


He wanted to cut my price from $100 to $75. Sorry, not taking a pay cut.
teedubbya Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Mar 25 2017, 11:23 AM EST
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Fair enough. I figured it was the smegma
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