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Last post 6 years ago by DocO. 21 replies replies.
Anybody having trouble with their orders?? ;-)
bs_kwaj Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
Just a funny story to brighten your day... Beer

Back on Feb 23, I bid on a lot that had a Makers Choice bundle of 20 in the gray bar description. But it had a 5 Vegas 5-pack in the photo and larger description. Bid was $9.

I said what the heck... let's see what happens. (I posted this before, but now there's more to the story.)

Finally got a couple of confirmation emails that I bid $9 on the Makers Choice bundle... and, surprise, they automatically entered a $10 bid for me on the 5-pack of 5 Vegas. It was two, two, two bids in one.

Never did get a shipping confirmation.

Almost forgot about it. But today I went back and checked the order and, low and behold, the 20 Makers Choice for $9 was no longer on the order. It had changed. Now it has a 5-pack of 5 Vegas Classic for $9 and a 5-pack of 5 Vegas 'A" for $10.

And.. there was a tracking number! It was UPS. We don't have UPS out here in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. They have always sent stuff USPS in my previous 42 million orders. Anyway, the package made it all the way to California. They tried, I reckon, but the package was - return to sender - on March 13th.

Boo hoo!

Beer

Edit: Hey... so.... I guess that does say... they -are- shipping! BigGrin
chazbo Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2007
Posts: 8,159
They are really f#@%ed up😳
tonygraz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Not sure if this still applies but if you sent something in the late 80's to General Motors via UPS, they would refuse the shipment. UPS trucks were made by Chrysler.
namadio Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-24-2014
Posts: 1,621
I love this!
bs_kwaj Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214

I'm really surprised that they haven't got caught up yet. d'oh!

So, I guess they can keep my last $46 and we can call it even... and over... Beer

It was fun while it lasted. Think




BigGrin

tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
Since there has been no responses here to speak of, the rumors of problems must be greatly exaggerated.
DocO Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2017
Posts: 4
tonygraz wrote:
Since there has been no responses here to speak of, the rumors of problems must be greatly exaggerated.


Ok then, I'll respond. I've got a couple of orders outstanding. Won the auction, they withdrew funds.. no communication for a while, then funds returned. I'm all good with that.. I have the money, no harm no foul. I would like to have gotten my winnings however. I've emailed. I'll wait a few days and if no response, I'll call. If nothing then, I'll just move on and buy somewhere else until this is sorted out. There are enough people here with problems that you can't just pretend that there isn't one. Like I said, I have the money, so no harm no foul and I'm not devastated or mad, just aware. Still, the prices are enough to bring me back once this is figured out.

KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
DocO wrote:
Ok then, I'll respond. I've got a couple of orders outstanding. Won the auction, they withdrew funds.. no communication for a while, then funds returned. I'm all good with that.. I have the money, no harm no foul. I would like to have gotten my winnings however. I've emailed. I'll wait a few days and if no response, I'll call. If nothing then, I'll just move on and buy somewhere else until this is sorted out. There are enough people here with problems that you can't just pretend that there isn't one. Like I said, I have the money, so no harm no foul and I'm not devastated or mad, just aware. Still, the prices are enough to bring me back once this is figured out.


OK then.....
You are waaay to calm, reasonable and sensible for this place.
Go away, and don't come back until you are sufficiently outraged.
victor809 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Yeah... it isn't an "I haven't got my order!" Post without all caps and lots of exclamation points and threats of never coming back or calling the BBB... I'm starting to doubt you even won a bid....
KingoftheCove Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,600
victor809 wrote:
Yeah... it isn't an "I haven't got my order!" Post without all caps and lots of exclamation points and threats of never coming back or calling the BBB... I'm starting to doubt you even won a bid....

True true......
Think

I'm starting to think this orgasm doctor might be a ..................................................liar.
DocO Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2017
Posts: 4
OK then.. WHERE THE F@#$ IS MY ORDER!! OMG, IS ANYBODY LISTENING? WHAT IS THIS? AN EVIL GAME OF TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS! I WANT ANSWERS, AND THEN I WANT THE CEO'S HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER SERVED WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTE!!



RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
DocO wrote:
OK then.. WHERE THE F@#$ IS MY ORDER!! OMG, IS ANYBODY LISTENING? WHAT IS THIS? AN EVIL GAME OF TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS! I WANT ANSWERS, AND THEN I WANT THE CEO'S HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER SERVED WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTE!!






There ya go.......now you sound sufficiently outraged........a slight problem with your order has occurred. We are currently out of Chianti, would you settle for a nice Bow-ja-lous?






Sarcasm
SteveS Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
DocO wrote:
OK then.. WHERE THE F@#$ IS MY ORDER!! OMG, IS ANYBODY LISTENING? WHAT IS THIS? AN EVIL GAME OF TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS! I WANT ANSWERS, AND THEN I WANT THE CEO'S HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER SERVED WITH FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTE!!


Welcome to the forums ... from the tone of your post, it's evident that you are very much like the plethora of other first time posters we've had lately ... a screamer of imprecations directed at fellow users whose situation is little different than your own ... now, being the nice, reasonable person that I am, I'm not going to tell you to go F@#$ yourself, but I certainly wouldn't argue on your behalf with someone who might make such a suggestion ...
victor809 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
(Psst... steve... read the entire thread first)
hnixon12 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 04-20-2009
Posts: 2,873
i am waiting on a lighter I never received, and two cigar bids I won, I dont know why I even bid on anything with all the problems they are having. I am gonna stay away from bidding for as long as needed from here on out, who knows when all will be fixed , if ever...its ashame, this was a good site, and may its gonna lose a lot of good customers..just sayin
bs_kwaj Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 02-13-2006
Posts: 5,214
Restart the server...

F8 F8 F8 F8 F8 F8 F8 . . . .

Load last known good configuration.

Problem solved.

BigGrin

Beer
Fire biz Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2012
Posts: 2
I don't think Cb cares anymore I've been ordering cigars hundreds of them over a 8 yes now I won a bid on arturo Fuente don Carlos on Feb 10 still waiting on my order left 2 emails beginning of March she finally got back to me apologizing to me about order and it would be shipped out I even requested free shipping which she agreed with me. Still waiting sent new email request 3 weeks ago never got a response yet. Today is March 29th are they kidding me. There is no way that they are that far behind. Cb site is still screwed up when I go to a cigar brand and click to see it there is like 5 pages of other cigar brands that has nothing to do with the brand I clicked on. I haven't and won't bid on this site again until they ship out my order and they get there crap straight very disappointed cigarbid hey cb ship out my order
tamapatom Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Did you ever see Lucy on the assembly line? It's hard to catch up.
DocO Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2017
Posts: 4
I decided just to bid on the same item again.. won. Was billed and shipped almost immediately. Got them in today. I guess I'll just forget the ones from Feb and move on from here.
Stinkdyr Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
I ordered a box of cheap bitter tasting cigars........I received a ham sandwich and summer-toothed hooker with brave tattoos.

Did I luck out?

Think
DocO Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 01-07-2017
Posts: 4
tamapatom wrote:
Did you ever see Lucy on the assembly line? It's hard to catch up.


Looks like Lucy just caught up. Got this order today! Wow, a couple of months. Now my issue is, my humidor is already full! Coolidor, here I come..
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