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Coyi#1 Offline
#101 Posted:
Joined: 04-26-2016
Posts: 12
gummy jones wrote:
lighten up cupcake

we are normal people here and you are the 1000th person who has posted a complaint without ever contributing to our silly little community

is it really such a surprise that we try to have a little fun with it all?
should we instead devote our time to diligently answering the complaints of random folks over and over?
when they start paying me to do customer service, ill provide customer service
until then, ill stick to my day job and my hobby (gently poking thin skinned noobs)
[double entendre intended]

if you cant see the humor in it all then this place isnt for you to begin with



If your day job is being wanker, congrats. You're really cracking at it! Ever think a customer sought out your little garage party here for info since the website, phones, et. al. Are A WOLF? Of course you don't. Keep on poking your buddies.....should keep your orientation to yourself by the way. Read the forum rules unless your pokee has to read for ya!

Cheers!
99cobra2881 Offline
#102 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Coyatfirstbutlikesthecock#1 wrote:
If your day job is being ****er, congrats. You're really cracking at it! Ever think a customer sought out your little garage party here for info since the website, phones, et. al. Are A WOLF? Of course you don't. Keep on poking your buddies.....should keep your orientation to yourself by the way. Read the forum rules unless your pokee has to read for ya!

Cheers!


You left out the part where this was your first and your last post on here, also left out the part about taking your business elsewhere.

Hey gummy I think he wants to pleasure you orally or something???
thurson Offline
#103 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
Posts: 3,919
frankj1 wrote:
I see at least 3 other fogs reading this thread...why do we keep reading?


Because I'm not out of Popcorn yet.
Coyi#1 Offline
#104 Posted:
Joined: 04-26-2016
Posts: 12
99cobra2881 wrote:
You left out the part where this was your first and your last post on here, also left out the part about taking your business elsewhere.

Hey gummy I think he wants to pleasure you orally or something???

As soon as I'm done with your mum. It might take awhile it you know what I mean tough guy 69cobra. Hiding behind your mums computer talking rubbish. What's with you tossers and oral?!?! What kinda men are you?

Should a picked a better car, cobra? Really? Bahhahha! Tough guy eh? Naw, little man with made tastes in muscle cars.
tonygraz Offline
#105 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
Looks like it only too the new nasty retard noop about 11 months to learn how to post.
99cobra2881 Offline
#106 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Coyi#1 wrote:
As soon as I'm done with your mum. It might take awhile it you know what I mean tough guy 69cobra. Hiding behind your mums computer talking rubbish. What's with you tossers and oral?!?! What kinda men are you?

Should a picked a better car, cobra? Really? Bahhahha! Tough guy eh? Naw, little man with made tastes in muscle cars.



Hehehe we got a wan-ker here lol =d>
jw23 Offline
#107 Posted:
Joined: 10-31-2009
Posts: 2
I'm pretty sure people are just looking for answers. Is is terribly hard to be nice?
Coyi#1 Offline
#108 Posted:
Joined: 04-26-2016
Posts: 12
tonygraz wrote:
Looks like it only too the new nasty retard noop about 11 months to learn how to post.

You ought check yourself with the retard talk. There may be someone on here that has a mentally challenged family member. But that wouldn't concern a tough guy like you would it?

I grind boys bone like yours to make my bread mate. Stick that in spellchecker ya proper cu&t!

Get of the computer so someone else at the library can use it you selfish ****.
corey sellers Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
He has some fire to him lmao^^^^
bgz Offline
#110 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Coyi#1 wrote:
You ought check yourself with the retard talk. There may be someone on here that has a mentally challenged family member. But that wouldn't concern a tough guy like you would it?

I grind boys bone like yours to make my bread mate. Stick that in spellchecker ya proper cu&t!

Get of the computer so someone else at the library can use it you selfish ****.


Haven't you learned anything about this crowd yet?

You don't ever, I mean EVER admit to enjoying the act of "grinding boys bones".

d'oh!

Noobs.

Edit:

Oh my bad, I missed the part about you getting paid for it.

It's ok if you're a pro.
corey sellers Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Where is Z and the dam van
frankj1 Offline
#112 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
I heard the disgruntled noobs are holding him for ransom
frankj1 Offline
#113 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Maybe they don't like you.

this
and caller ID.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#114 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
Prolly has one of those high interest credit cards and wanted to do him a favor.
Moz Offline
#115 Posted:
Joined: 03-23-2015
Posts: 10
jw23 wrote:
I'm pretty sure people are just looking for answers. Is is terribly hard to be nice?


I'm looking for answers too. These guys seem to know more than the Scientology crowd, or at least they sound like they know more.
victor809 Offline
#116 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Dammit bgz beat me to it.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
Moz wrote:
I'm looking for answers too. These guys seem to know more than the Scientology crowd, or at least they sound like they know more.



Wait...what?
corey sellers Offline
#118 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
What the fck we do they keep coming from dam if all these guys would just get involved around here





Never mind I will be nice

















I CHANGED MY MIND TAKE YOUR CANDY AZZZES ELSEWHERE DO YOU NOT STORE SMOKES TO AGE IF SO WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL I HAVE A ORDER IN ALSO I KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS GIVE IT TIME THEY WILL MAKE IT RIGHT MOST OF YOU PROBABLY HAVE A LOCAL SHPO THAT YOU USE I DON'T HAVE THAT OPTION DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH ING DAM HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE GOING TO HAVE TO READ THIS **** THE LADIES ARE WORKING ON IT DAM GIVE THEM SOME TIME
8trackdisco Offline
#119 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,065
DrMaddvibe,

Thank you for the expedited shipping.

Nice extra touch with the stick matches.
frankj1 Offline
#120 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
found a link to Customer Cervix

http://beautifulcervix.com/cervix-photo-galleries/
corey sellers Offline
#121 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Beer
gummy jones Offline
#122 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
Coyi#1 wrote:
If your day job is being ****er, congrats. You're really cracking at it! Ever think a customer sought out your little garage party here for info since the website, phones, et. al. Are A WOLF? Of course you don't. Keep on poking your buddies.....should keep your orientation to yourself by the way. Read the forum rules unless your pokee has to read for ya!

Cheers!

I don't have sex on the first date unless you are rich or the venue is camping

I'll be awaiting your pm Whistle
teedubbya Offline
#123 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I just got another clue.
dlb916@808 Offline
#124 Posted:
Joined: 04-24-2015
Posts: 3
That's what I'm thinking, haha, those suckers
Coyi#1 Offline
#125 Posted:
Joined: 04-26-2016
Posts: 12
bgz wrote:
Haven't you learned anything about this crowd yet?

You don't ever, I mean EVER admit to enjoying the act of "grinding boys bones".

d'oh!

Noobs.

Edit:

Oh my bad, I missed the part about you getting paid for it.

It's ok if you're a pro.


If you want violence, I'm your man. Why don't you put your laptop on the floor next to the bed and poke corey in the behind to wake him up.



Didn't know I got the rainbow smokers club here. That's cool, I don't have any problems with gay men. Only frauds like you cun%z who pretend at being men.

All of you are some of the most wretched, scummy loosers that ever dropped in on a star trek convention. LOL So back to pornhub with you lot of Bitchedtons ! Spent enough time discovering the Missing Link (s) on this asinine site.

I'm outta here, and by most of your posts it's time some of you wan ker s come "out: too.








frankj1 Offline
#126 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
so, what?
You like us?
Welcome aboard.
teedubbya Offline
#127 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I'm gonna miss him. He sure has a purdy mouf.
bgz Offline
#128 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Coyi#1 wrote:
If you want violence, I'm your man. Why don't you put your laptop on the floor next to the bed and poke corey in the behind to wake him up.



Didn't know I got the rainbow smokers club here. That's cool, I don't have any problems with gay men. Only frauds like you cun%z who pretend at being men.

All of you are some of the most wretched, scummy loosers that ever dropped in on a star trek convention. LOL So back to pornhub with you lot of Bitchedtons ! Spent enough time discovering the Missing Link (s) on this asinine site.

I'm outta here, and by most of your posts it's time some of you wan ker s come "out: too.



lol wat?

You mad bro?

You're talking violence, I'm just talking s#17. Such and angry 'ol chap.

Hey, it's ok if you're gay man, if you're cool with yourself the way you are, I'm cool with you too... You just won't find me on grindr though, I'm a happily married man...

But I wish you luck in finding that right guy, you seem like quite the catch.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#129 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
Some come for the cigars and stay for the company...wait in his case, strike that. reverse it.
victory69 Offline
#130 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2015
Posts: 2
The level of service has been outright disgraceful! If you haven't experienced it, consider yourself lucky. Funny how some of you CI ambassadors will fall on the sword for them! Tell it like it is! Sarcasm towards a frustrating, sub-par customer service experience portrays you as a wise ass prick that needs a smack in the mouth!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#131 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
victory69 wrote:
The level of service has been outright disgraceful! If you haven't experienced it, consider yourself lucky. Funny how some of you CI ambassadors will fall on the sword for them! Tell it like it is! Sarcasm towards a frustrating, sub-par customer service experience portrays you as a wise ass prick that needs a smack in the mouth!



I don't hang out in rest stop glory holes either but I'll take your word for it!
deanpatelis Offline
#132 Posted:
Joined: 01-31-2007
Posts: 1
horse They are closed for weather reason got hit with a ton of snow, but I know they are having issues, I closed on a bid on the 3rd of March way before the snow blizzard. waited a week nothing, sent them three emails nothing. I am probably one of there top customers, still nothing. Left messages, nothing. Either they are having people problems, closed shop, fired manager, or just don't give a sh..t . Anyway your looking at it no one is getting any orders or getting any responses. End of story.
sd72 Offline
#133 Posted:
Joined: 03-09-2011
Posts: 9,600
One of there top customers?

You mean their.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#134 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
DAMNED SHPO OWNERS
dr ben Offline
#135 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2011
Posts: 5
DMGray wrote:
I have been a customer for over 10 years. They have had some sort of problems since January with the website, email, and shipping on any regular basis. I have called, waited on hold for up to 2 hours to be told its a new system and they have had issues. 2 months and going of "issues". I used to win an auction and it would ship out the next day, like clockwork.
Now? I'm lucky it seems if they ship within 2 weeks of winning the auctions.

I hope they get this resolved soon, my shop down the street keeps seeing more and more of me due to the issues this company is having.



Some of the people think this is funny, but as a long term customer, I find the customer service to be deplorable. Keeping people on line for hours, not responding to emails the list goes on, I have a open order for 400.00, and still can't get a response. The best auction site is Cigar Auctioneer, their customer service is second to none!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#136 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
Why you short changing them?
dr ben Offline
#137 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2011
Posts: 5
Jcdawg23 wrote:
Same here. I've talked on the phone with Shana twice, and had conversations through email. I had to wait on hold for a little bit, but that's to be expected when everyone and their brother is trying to call at the same time



Your full of ****, I've called three time and have been on hold for over a hour each time, finally hanging up each time, so I do not belive anything you saying, it can't because your a special customer?
KingoftheCove Offline
#138 Posted:
Joined: 10-08-2011
Posts: 7,631
dr ben wrote:
Some of the people think this is funny, but as a long term customer, I find the customer service to be deplorable. Keeping people on line for hours, not responding to emails the list goes on, I have a open order for 400.00, and still can't get a response. The best auction site is Xxxxxxxxxxx. their customer service is second to none!

Is your last name Dover?
That other place is good......better shipping rates, etc.
But the CS here is very good, it's just that they have no chance in fixing this cluster F handed to them by SR Mgmt and IT.
Hang in there, you'll get your order.
99cobra2881 Offline
#139 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
dr ben wrote:
Your full of ****, I've called three time and have been on hold for over a hour each time, finally hanging up each time, so I do not belive anything you saying, it can't because your a special customer?



Is your last name Dover by chance? Pray
corey sellers Offline
#140 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Applause
Tammi walker Offline
#141 Posted:
Joined: 07-21-2016
Posts: 10
STFU
notinthemoment Offline
#142 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2014
Posts: 1
Same Here.No response to email or phone.
corey sellers Offline
#143 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,354
Drool
99cobra2881 Offline
#144 Posted:
Joined: 11-19-2013
Posts: 2,472
Tammi walker wrote:
STFU


Sardines Taste Funny Underwater?

gummy jones Offline
#145 Posted:
Joined: 07-06-2015
Posts: 7,969
happy st patty's day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
itsawaldo Offline
#146 Posted:
Joined: 09-10-2006
Posts: 4,221
The venom I hear is amazing, they are trying to fix a major computer conversion. You noobs absolutely amaze me with your hate about something that is outside of the control of CS, even of senior management, something obviously went horribly wrong.

They are trying to help, WTF is with you people?

Its cigars, its not life and death. Find some somewhere else if you're so desperate and if you've liked the prices and service of cbid then come back some day and see if they've corrected their issues.

Christ don't any of you a55holes have more then 5 cigars tucked away?

So much fun though to read a train-wreck, thanks for the smiles.
Tammi walker Offline
#147 Posted:
Joined: 07-21-2016
Posts: 10
Ok bitch
DrMaddVibe Offline
#148 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,389
Tammi walker wrote:
Ok bitch



No, just you in a mirror!
Moz Offline
#149 Posted:
Joined: 03-23-2015
Posts: 10
Serious indignation is serious.
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