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bgz Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 7:04 PM EST
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For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 7:17 PM EST
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that's enough reason to put you on "supervised sharps"
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 7:52 PM EST
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My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.
elRopo Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 7:55 PM EST
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Wash your car in the garage, maybe whoever's making it rain won't notice.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 8:04 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.


Overlooked... ? Like you cooked it, and nobody ate it?

Asparagus makes your pee smell bad. That alone is reason enough to eat it at every opportunity.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 8:05 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
My organic asparagus was slightly overlooked this evening.

did they still make your pee smell funny?
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 8:06 PM EST
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the youthful MACS is too quick for me...
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:16 PM EST
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I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:16 PM EST
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OVERLOOKED ASPARAGUS OUTRAGE!
coolbreeze68 Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:26 PM EST
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I put in a smart thermostat cuz I'm tired of going upstairs to adjust the climate.

Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:28 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/


Could you come to West Texas and wash your car please?
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:39 PM EST
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the cleaning people insist on hanging the bath towels folded along the width, not the length.
MACS Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:48 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
the cleaning people insist on hanging the bath towels folded along the width, not the length.


Talk about irritating.
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 9:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Talk about irritating.

I know, right?
elRopo Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 10:04 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/

Same thing happens when I water the lawn.
jjanecka Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 10:52 PM EST
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When I was in Mumbai I literally was frantically excited about how cheap labor was. We literally paid this guy $3 an hour to drive us around 10 hours every day. Just tipping a dollar or two got the room service guy to fill our room with 10 bottles of water everyday and completely restock all the shampoo, lotion, shaving kits and soap × 3.
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 10:54 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
that's enough reason to put you on "supervised sharps"


Noted, I'll make sure and stay away from you without a chaperone for a while.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 10:56 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...


That's just wrong:/
bgz Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 10:59 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Could you come to West Texas and wash your car please?


I would, but it wouldn't help, it only rains on my ride home then stops.
delta1 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:00 PM EST
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The hotel I stayed at had a red carnation, not a rose dammit!!! in a vase on the table...
elRopo Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:01 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
I told the servant at the local wing establishment to fetch me bleu cheese dressing and he brings me ranch...

Were you wearing a cowboy hat?
jjanecka Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:04 PM EST
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That's all I was wearing. Do you think that's why he messed up my order?
elRopo Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:06 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
That's all I was wearing. Do you think that's why he messed up my order?

Very possible. No spurs?
jjanecka Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:08 PM EST
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Only when riding naked on horseback
bgz Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:09 PM EST
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jjanecka wrote:
Only when riding naked on horseback


Dude, you fked up, should have wore the spurs.
jjanecka Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Feb 27 2017, 11:10 PM EST
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d'oh!
Palama Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
For like the 5th time in a row... I wash my car, and it rains the next day.

:/


You also need to wax it to get the full outrage! ram27bat
bgz Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 10:16 AM EST
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Lol, that was the time before this one :\
namadio Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 10:28 AM EST
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I drove my girlfriends nice new Volvo SUV all week while she was out of town then I had to go back to my stupid BMW car. Also I can't seem to find enough of the expensive whiskey I want to buy! First world sucks.
elRopo Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 11:00 AM EST
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namadio wrote:
I drove my girlfriends nice new Volvo SUV all week while she was out of town then I had to go back to my stupid BMW car. Also I can't seem to find enough of the expensive whiskey I want to buy! First world sucks.

My Maserati does 185
I lost my license
Now I don't drive...Whistle
burnem2 Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 11:05 AM EST
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Had to spend $75 for new filter grids for my swimming pool in South Texas and it isn't even swimming season yet! Boohoo!!!
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#32 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 11:12 AM EST
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Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 12:03 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...


I think you're mistaken, I don't believe there's a such thing as manly body wash.
jjanecka Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 12:28 PM EST
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I wash myself with pine tar and a cedar scrub I cut off a fence post.
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 12:54 PM EST
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I had to brush leafs' off my porch....

TWO DAYS IN A ROW...

LEAFS'.....STAYS' OFF MY PORCH !!
dstieger Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 12:58 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...



Maybe if you had some Lava, you coulda done a better job
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#37 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 2:00 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Ran out of my manly body wash so I had to use my wife's girly stuff...now I smell like some random fruit...


Wrong you smell like the fruit we knew you were.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 2:34 PM EST
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SMOKEYOU wrote:
Wrong you smell like the fruit we knew you were.


Bahahaha

horse
Peckerhead Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:08 PM EST
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..one of my soft close dovetailed drawers in the kitchen isn't closing all the way and I have to manually push the drawer in to close it.
DrafterX Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:13 PM EST
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Ram has a bat... ram27bat
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:35 PM EST
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Peckerhead wrote:
..one of my soft close dovetailed drawers in the kitchen isn't closing all the way and I have to manually push the drawer in to close it.


Our automatic garage door opener doesn't work anymore so we have to lift it by hand. I feel your pain.
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#42 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:39 PM EST
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I ran out of stag Jr. Had to Crack a bottle of elmer t lee. I hate (kinda) running out of whiskey...
tweoijfoi Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:51 PM EST
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Just leave your car dirty all the time like I do. Nature cleans it for free once in a while.
Peckerhead Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 4:58 PM EST
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I ordered a side of ice and it had air bubbles in it.
tweoijfoi Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:02 PM EST
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Did you send it back?
Peckerhead Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:11 PM EST
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..of course. Have you seen what they charge for ice?!





http://www.glaceice.net/
8trackdisco Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:12 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Overlooked... ? Like you cooked it, and nobody ate it?

Asparagus makes your pee smell bad. That alone is reason enough to eat it at every opportunity.


Applause
dharbolt Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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I paid $4 for the ice in my drink last weekend at a high end whiskey bar :(
8trackdisco Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 5:14 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
did they still make your pee smell funny?


I think so. Or at least that is why I think my dog looked at me funny when I peed on his leg.
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#50 Posted: Tue, Feb 28 2017, 7:15 PM EST
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I was drinking a nice wine by the pool and a small flying bug decided he wanted to do the backstroke in my glass.
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