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ICE ICE BABY : TWO OBSERVATIONS
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Feb 21 2017, 9:04 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
1) I WONDER WHY I.C.E. changed their name from the Federal Department of Immigration Enforcement?

And

2) During the beginning of my
Massive 200 AGENT FBI-SSG GANGSTALKING
NIGHTMARE FROM MARCH 2013 to NOVEMBER 2014....

How YOUNG AGENT "in training"
"VANILLA ICE" is doing?

I WONDER if he made "the grade"...
This loser was such a Hot head flunky
that he was worn out by my 24-7-365 coverage and he couldn't handle the long 18 hour shifts and totally lost it on me in a Harbor Frieght parking lot...faking like he was eating lunch in his car with his SKANK SSG TRAINEE
"Girlfriend"...
He dressed and looked exactly like
VANILLA ICE...WHICH MEANT ...HE STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB IN
READING, PENNSYLVANIA...

HE EVEN ACTED LIKE A COMPLETE RETARD AT THE WATERFRONT RESTAURANT every time I SAW him there....

During a FBI-SSG "Round up meeting" TRAINING CLASS critque
held At the LANDIS VALLEY FARM MUSEUM (where I served my community A.R.D. framed false DUI CONVICTION SERVICE) held within total earshot of my bat-like radar hearing...the old guard SSG GAVE OPEN CRITIQUES OF A.L.L. THE ROOKIE CLASS ON MY CASE...
THEY MENTIONED "VANILLA ICE"
As the only failure in the class...

I will C.H.E.2.E. upon my next sighting of him, anywhere on this earth...
Anytime...any day..all day long...
tonygraz Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Feb 22 2017, 11:52 AM EST
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They thought it would be cooler.
qmech Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Feb 22 2017, 6:56 PM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Only two?
Q
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Feb 22 2017, 10:15 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,589
Will it ever stop yo, I don't know.

Turn off the lights, and I'll glow.

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, light up the stage and wax Mr Jones like a candle.
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 12:18 AM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
Be nimble and quick, Jack...Mr. Jones no joke...
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 11:45 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
#3,4,5

How do you think David Byrne thought up the lyrics to ...

"2"

Of the TALKING HEADS most famous songs?

I THINK ....he had some undocumented and never
Attributed help...

"Mr. Jones" ....combination about my father and I

"Life During Wartime"... A.L.L. me
dstieger Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 11:49 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
but not Psycho Killer?
dstieger Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 11:50 AM EST
Joined: 06-22-2007
Posts: 10,889
Y.O.U. start a conversation you can't EVEN finish it.
You're talking a lot, but you're not SAYing anything.
When I H.A.V.E. nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, WHY say it again?
elRopo Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 11:59 AM EST
Joined: 02-17-2014
Posts: 905
Thorazine?
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 23 2017, 12:01 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Mr. Jones
Put a wiggle in your stride
Loosen up
I believe he'll be alright
Changing clothes
Now he's got ventilated slacks
Bouncing off the walls
Mr. Jones is back!
Bulge out
And wind your waist
Tight pants
Got curly hair
Drinking cold beer
From metal cans
Moonshine
And Handi-Wipes!
Mr. Jones is back in town
it's his lucky day
Hold up your hands and shout
Jones is on his way
Pitter pat
Mr. Jones is back in town
Aces high
Now his pants are falling down
He looks so fine
In those patent leather shoes
Mr. Jones, you look tired
I believe you'll be alright
Sales men
Conventioneers
Some rock stars
With tambourines
Short skirts
And skinny legs
Selling bibles
And real estate
It's a big day for Mr. Jones
He is not so square
Mr. Jones will stick around
He's everybody's friend
Fast cars
And motorbikes
I'm sure glad
He's on our side
The Jones Gang
Down at the bar
Watch out, this time
They've gone too far
They call for Mr. Jones
They put him in charge
Mr. Jones will help us out
He's a lucky guy
It is Mr. Jones' Birthday party
For another year
In his hotel room Party favors
It's a holiday
qmech Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 24 2017, 12:07 AM EST
Joined: 06-17-2016
Posts: 970
Do you keep a diary?.
Q
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 24 2017, 9:10 AM EST
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Posts: 19,421
#11 qmech

^^^ H3LL NO !!!

It's all in my memory....
That would be a thick diary.
Maybe a movie someday though,
I need a ghost writer...
Thinking of Ewan McGregor...
teedubbya Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 24 2017, 9:33 AM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Mr. Jones wrote:
#11 qmech

^^^ H3LL NO !!!

It's all in my memory....
That would be a thick diary.
Maybe a movie someday though,
I need a ghost writer...
Thinking of Ewan McGregor...



I vote for magwatch
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 24 2017, 9:48 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
Stephen King !
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