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frankj1

#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 8:05 PM EST

Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211

the mystery is over. Once again, I have been targeted for an unprovoked assault. I may never have to buy a smoke again!

The Lovely Caren says a white limo pulled up to the homestead, escorted by doves.
The driver was reeling as he/she (unclear gender assignment) negotiated the front walk, staggering under the weight of BGZ's package (take that as you will). TLC further reports that the courier seemed to fear damaging the contents, as though he/she had been threatened...I now know why.

Oliva V Melanio maddie robbie (oooh)
AF mag R-44 (whoa!)
Padron '64 monarca, (as many padrons as I have had, never had this one!)
Opus X beli (love 'em)
RyJ c en c (love 'em)
JL #2 (looove 'em)...
the dude can't count to 5

Now I gotta dig up 6 $100 dollah bills to light these cigars-of-the-elite.

Insane, Ben (debated removing the comma), though your random act of unprovoked aggressive kindness (RAOUAK) is humbly appreciated. I really thought you were messing around when you said March is coming soon. Lesson learned, you are not one to be taken lightly.

Frank

Gotta run, I'm late for my parentheses control class (per usual)

dharbolt User Profile	#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 8:34 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 08-03-2013 Posts: 6,931	Ha! Nicely done

bgz User Profile	#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 8:54 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	That intro though! The wordsmith strikes again, too kind of words. I did feel bad when you told me you only had enough to get you through March though, I felt it was my duty to remedy that. The Padron is actually a superior, a bit smaller ring gauge than the monarca (not sure if I've ever had one of them either). Does the class have room for one more?... (apparently I have the same issue).

frankj1 User Profile	#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 9:23 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	yeah, I'm good wif words, but you're good wif numbahs...parenthetically speaking

stinger88 User Profile	#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 9:33 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 05-29-2012 Posts: 6,574	Yeah, my noobs a great guy. Nice smack down Ben.

bgz User Profile	#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 9:48 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	Hey thanks man! I like to think it's cause I got a good vet.

frankj1 User Profile	#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 10:27 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	wicked smaht vet wif a kid at Yale!

namadio User Profile	#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 11:16 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-24-2014 Posts: 1,621	I've seen bgz's package....

coolbreeze68 User Profile	#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 4 2017, 11:21 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-02-2010 Posts: 3,665	Nice hit. I think Frank has become the winter target. Lets keep it up till spring.

Palama User Profile	#10 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 3:00 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-05-2013 Posts: 23,611	coolbreeze68 wrote: Nice hit. I think Frank has become the winter target. Lets keep it up till spring. +1 This may not end well.

deadeyedick User Profile	#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 8:40 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-13-2003 Posts: 17,066	Wasn't Ben's "package out" what got him arrested but released on insufficient evidence? (rimshot)

Hank_The_Tank User Profile	#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 8:46 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-15-2016 Posts: 3,677	Beautiful...brings tears to my eyes!

frankj1 User Profile	#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 8:56 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	Palama wrote: +1 This may not end well. you violated rule #1...don't quote me!!! HA! and bombing runs should be over, been hit numerous times since word leaked that I wasn't "collecting" cigars anymore. You're trying to make people forget the Bomb Palama thread

Hank_The_Tank

#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 9:14 AM EST

Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677

frankj1 wrote:

you violated rule #1...don't quote me!!! HA!

and bombing runs should be over, been hit numerous times since word leaked that I wasn't "collecting" cigars anymore. You're trying to make people forget the Bomb Palama thread

Lets be serious...if you are running out of room, I know a guy who is starting a big plastic bin for cigar storage that needs some cigars to fill it up. His stash in two 150 count humidors isn't even going to make a dent in the available space.

Herfing

bgz User Profile	#15 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:16 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	namadio wrote: I've seen bgz's package.... deadeyedick wrote: Wasn't Ben's "package out" what got him arrested but released on insufficient evidence? (rimshot) Wow! Guy takes the term "d1cks out" literally one time... ONE TIME!!! Oh ya, frank only has enough to last him till April... just so you guys know.

NapalmMan67 User Profile	#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:32 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 05-22-2015 Posts: 2,514	Holy carp! Now that's a gentile smacking right there. Nice job Ben! To quote someone... "HA!"

namadio User Profile	#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:36 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-24-2014 Posts: 1,621	Bomb frank?!?

Hank_The_Tank User Profile	#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:37 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-15-2016 Posts: 3,677	namadio wrote: Bomb frank?!? I'm in!

frankj1 User Profile	#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 1:41 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	namadio wrote: Bomb frank?!? old news, been going on for a while. New Year, New Target...you can quote me, but just this once.

frankj1

#20 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 2:20 PM EST

Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211

OK, here's the story behind the story...

nearly two years ago I found myself with a collection of mostly fine quality cigars, maybe 400 or so. I went from having a smoke as a way to unwind or as a reward for something accomplished every once in a while to smoking every night mostly out of boredom.

Turns out that for me, more is less...less enjoyment, less relaxation, less ability to discern the nuances of cigars, less taste buds!

I decided to stop buying, gifted a ton, smoked the rest, and now just pick up a couple at a time from the shpo...until I became a target!

So I do have enough to make it to April, probably, and really do appreciate everything sent my way, but it isn't necessary if you think I'm low. And it makes it difficult to return fire as I don't regift.

So, it all adds up to BOMB CONAN hehehehe

bgz User Profile	#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 2:32 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	frankj1 wrote: So I only have enough to make it to April, probably... Out of all that fine wordsmithing, ^this is all I saw :/

Palama User Profile	#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 5:49 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-05-2013 Posts: 23,611	Frank, you funny! Been there, done that with the group bombing. Over 3 years now. Like you, I don't (...generally...) regift so am still whittling down smokes from 2013, 2014 and 2015. Think I escaped last year, certainly don't need more. In any event, one of these days I'll burn more music for you and we can do Trade, Part II.

frankj1 User Profile	#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 7:50 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	I know you speak the truth Conan, but these noods got me looking over my shoulder.

frankj1 User Profile	#24 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 9:59 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	bgz wrote: Out of all that fine wordsmithing, ^this is all I saw :/ your work is done here...wise guy!

bgz User Profile	#25 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:31 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	lol, just feeding the trolls:D

Speyside User Profile	#26 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:45 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-16-2015 Posts: 13,106	My take was Frank was questioning if anyone had seen bgz's package. I thought he was asking for Z.

frankj1 User Profile	#27 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 10:50 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	Speyside wrote: My take was Frank was questioning if anyone had seen bgz's package. I thought he was asking for Z. pretty much, yeah.

bgz User Profile	#28 Posted: Thu, Jan 5 2017, 11:20 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	Speyside wrote: My take was Frank was questioning if anyone had seen bgz's package. I thought he was asking for Z. wtf is up with everyone wanting to see my package? ... I wonder if all the hot chicks around my office area want to see my package.

frankj1 User Profile	#29 Posted: Fri, Jan 6 2017, 8:29 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-08-2007 Posts: 44,211	bgz wrote: wtf is up with everyone wanting to see my package? ... I wonder if all the hot chicks around my office area want to see my package. pretty much no.

Speyside User Profile	#30 Posted: Fri, Jan 6 2017, 8:53 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-16-2015 Posts: 13,106	If you showed them your package the police would want to see you.

bgz User Profile	#31 Posted: Fri, Jan 6 2017, 9:46 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-29-2014 Posts: 13,023	So only you weirdos want to see my package. :(

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