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achalmers Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
Just wanted to introduce myself and say hello to the forum. Been smoking cigars since 1999 and have learned a lot about what makes a good cigar whether it's a no-name rolled right in front of me from a little shop in Ybor City to a Cohiba. More importantly, I found the Secret Santa 2016 post and hope to make someone's day a little brighter with a few cigars.

I'm Irish and Scottish which means I like to drink so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'll fit in here just fine Beer

Big Michigan football fan, not a Walmart Wolverine though d'oh! and this coming up weekend is like Christmas times 1000 for me!

I really enjoy poker (all forms) and dedicate time at the 2+2 poker forums (but not lately). I mostly post in the high/mid stakes pot limit Omaha forums to help people who make a living off of playing poker live or online analyze their hands. It's a fun community, just like I'm sure this one will be.

Politically I'm an atheist. Both big government parties are terrible in my opinion. They just waste our hard earned money in different ways and continue to tell us how we should live our lives. I say, just leave us alone.

I have read several posts in the forums and it looks like there are a lot of good guys around here. Looking forward to interacting.

My cigar likes: In general I like all kinds of cigars. I like ring gauges of 47-60 and that includes churchills, torpedos, toros, and figuardos (like the Punch Champion). Below is what I'm currently reaching for.

Camacho triple maduro (wow! shipment on it's way)
Punch Rare Corojo Champion (just tried and love it, will order some soon)
San Cristobal Elegancia (my special cigars...I have a box in my humidor at home aging for over a year)
Kristoff Criollo (just tried and love it, shipment is on it's way)

AC
Pudding Mittens Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-15-2016
Posts: 1,291
achalmers wrote:
I'm Irish and Scottish which means I like to drink so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say I'll fit in here just fine Beer

Lisssssen here, misssstur.... are you... are you implyificatin' that we guysh like to tip the glassh and get all schitt-faced on alca-ma-hol? We resem... (hiccup!)... resemble that remark! We didn't been drinkin' or beering any haves tonight, ossifer! HONEST! (vomits on own shoes)

Luke753 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-28-2016
Posts: 857
Pudding Mittens wrote:
Lisssssen here, misssstur.... are you... are you implyificatin' that we guysh like to tip the glassh and get all schitt-faced on alca-ma-hol? We resem... (hiccup!)... resemble that remark! We didn't been drinkin' or beering any haves tonight, ossifer! HONEST! (vomits on own shoes)



If you think this Grammer is bad, you should see what happens when Mittens starts drinkin.
ajerrils Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-27-2016
Posts: 179
Welcome, enjoy the trip that is this site.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
WelcoXe...GO BUCKS! Xichigan Sucks!
achalmers Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
ajerrils wrote:
Welcome, enjoy the trip that is this site.

Thank you!
dgomberg Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-28-2016
Posts: 132
welcome fellow wolverine fan. Big weekend.... Go Blue!
achalmers Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Welcome...GO BUCKS! Xichigan Sucks!

Sarcasm Terrible! Just terrible! Now I know who I'll be sending machine made green cigarillos to. And...you forgot to X out the M in welcoMe haha.

GO BLUE!! Applause
achalmers Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
dgomberg wrote:
welcome fellow wolverine fan. Big weekend.... Go Blue!

Yuuuuge ball game! GO BLUE!! Applause Beer
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-15-2016
Posts: 3,677
achalmers wrote:
Sarcasm Terrible! Just terrible! Now I know who I'll be sending machine made green cigarillos to. And...you forgot to X out the M in welcoMe haha.

GO BLUE!! Applause


I'm not that hardcore when applying X's. I think it is silly anyways, but figure it would add some fun. I changed it just for you.
cameroon Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 04-06-2014
Posts: 810
Welcome! Your name is difficult to remember. Can we call you Charmless?
Plowboy221 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,140
This is a dry forum.
achalmers Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
cameroon wrote:
Welcome! Your name is difficult to remember. Can we call you Charmless?

LOL...whatever you want...it's all good.

AC
kombat96 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 04-12-2010
Posts: 9,717
Noops suck
achalmers Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
GO BLUE!
NapalmMan67 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-22-2015
Posts: 2,514
Gain trade cred here... https://www.cigarbid.com.../n00b-PIB-Round-2-FIGHT


NooBs must see here!... https://www.cigarbid.com...allenge-The-Thonginator




Good luck out there, welcome to the asylum. Grab your ankles and hold on tight...
TMCTLT Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
WelcoXe...GO BUCKS! Xichigan Sucks!



Def of
Buckeye : A hairless Nut.....of absolutely No Significance

Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,419
Are you a S.S.G. Division MOLE- TROLL
inserted by THE LYING PRICKK COMEY?
dharbolt Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
achalmers wrote:
GO BLUE!


This noob especially. Go buckeyes
dharbolt Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
WelcoXe...GO BUCKS! Xichigan Sucks!



I like you a little more now.
dharbolt Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
TMCTLT wrote:
Def of
Buckeye : A hairless Nut.....of absolutely No Significance



No Paul. We buckeyes are poisonous nuts... just ask Erv
TMCTLT Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 11-22-2007
Posts: 19,733
dharbolt wrote:
No Paul. We buckeyes are poisonous nuts... just ask Erv




Don't mind me Dylan.....just being a Nut myself bruddah
dharbolt Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 08-03-2013
Posts: 6,931
TMCTLT wrote:
Don't mind me Dylan.....just being a Nut myself bruddah


Lol
achalmers Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2016
Posts: 69
NapalmMan67 wrote:
Gain trade cred here... https://www.cigarbid.com.../n00b-PIB-Round-2-FIGHT


NooBs must see here!... https://www.cigarbid.com...allenge-The-Thonginator <--- Gross! LOL




Good luck out there, welcome to the asylum. Grab your ankles and hold on tight...

frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,215
Mr. Jones wrote:
Are you a S.S.G. Division MOLE- TROLL
inserted by THE LYING PRICKK COMEY?

never read this thread, but glad I did now.

Jonesy, what triggered this?
cacman Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
Michigan fan with a Val Kilmer Doc Holliday avatar???

Can't wait for this…
tamapatom Offline
#27 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
Luke753 wrote:
If you think this Grammer is bad, you should see what happens when Mittens starts drinkin.

Where is MACS? Our grahamer pollese...............
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