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No Sarcasm for YOU..!!
DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted:
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North Korea’s crackpot dictator Kim Jong-un has banned his people from using sarcasm in their everyday conversations in a fresh crackdown on criticism of his leadership.

Mass meetings organized by government officials have been used to issue a chilling warning that ironic statements “will not be forgiven”.

Oppressed and starving workers have been told satire directed towards the regime or indirect criticism hidden behind humor will be seen as “hostile actions”.

Among the phrases outlawed by Kim are ‘This is all America’s fault’ – a jibe at the paranoid regime’s obsession with blaming the USA for its own failings.

A source in the northern Jagang province near the Chinese border told Radio Free Asia: “One state security official personally organized a meeting to alert local residents to potential ‘hostile actions’ by internal rebellious elements.


“The main point of the lecture was ‘keep your mouths shut’.”

The same message was delivered in a meeting held in neighboring Yanggang province on August 28, a source there said.

The official leading the meeting warned those present against being “dragged into internal hostile behavior”.

The source added: “This habit of the central authorities of blaming the wrong country when a problem’s cause obviously lies elsewhere has led citizens to mock the party.”

Another blacklisted expression is “A fool who cannot see the outside world”.

The phrase has been used widely by government workers in the capital Pyongyang who were surprised Kim Jong-un failed to appear at commemorations held in Russia and China to mark the end of the Second World War.

Expressions of public discontent with the brutal regime have become more common in the tightly controlled state this year.

Graffiti mocking production slogans appeared at a construction site in Pyongyang, while more scandalous graffiti personally attacking Kim has been seen in areas near China.

Film at 11.... Sarcasm


oh wait..!! Scared
Krazeehorse Offline
#2 Posted:
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Wouldn't you think some military leader over there would grow some and hatch a plan overnight to off that sawed-off little bassid?
victor809 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Well THAT'S going to be effective....

DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNczU5Lsvp4


Drops the mic...
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted:
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Crazy is as crazy does.
tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted:
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He should be banned.
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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Krazeehorse wrote:
Wouldn't you think some military leader over there would grow some and hatch a plan overnight to off that sawed-off little bassid?


My thoughts for quite some time now... their people have to know how effed in the head this jagoff is...
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted:
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He blowing up stuff and causing earthquakes now.... Obama said he wouldn't tolerate much more tho.. Think
Speyside Offline
#9 Posted:
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I read an article about 4 months ago. It speculated that he was no longer in power and only a figurehead. It also speculated that his sister was the one calling the shots with a few of the generals.
frankj1 Offline
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MACS wrote:
My thoughts for quite some time now... their people have to know how effed in the head this jagoff is...

understand I speak with no real concrete knowledge, but...

this is like the third generation of North Koreans to have been basically raised in a walled in society, little to none outside info sneaking through to them. I liken it to kids born into a cult raised to believe their leader is godlike.
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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That makes sense Frank.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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You could prolly have somebody whacked for a ham sammich over there... just sayin... Mellow
MACS Offline
#13 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
You could prolly have somebody whacked for a ham sammich over there... just sayin... Mellow


So some fried chikens and smashed taters with gravy should be enough of a dowry to get me some hot, twin sisters? Think
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted:
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Prolly, hell if you threw in a couple slabs of ribs you could prolly get a set of conjoined ones... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Speyside wrote:
That makes sense Frank.

on the other hand, I'm sure there are some with access to the outside world, every once in a while someone gets out or soe thing gets smuggled in...

when I was a kid there was Radio Free Europe which got word to people about the outside world, also lots of our (mostly good) propaganda bombarded Cuba over the years too.

But this N Korea place has been very well sealed off.
Krazeehorse Offline
#16 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
So some fried chikens and smashed taters with gravy should be enough of a dowry to get me some hot, twin sisters? Think

Check the plumbing before you get too far.
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