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DrafterX Offline
#101 Posted:
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sad really... but a typical reaction when there's no defense.. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#102 Posted:
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I just wish you'd both stop PMing me....

You are the sexiest man alive
TMCTLT Online
Posted: Sat, Jan 2 2016, 8:45 AM
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Have I told you how sexy you are? I literally dream about you every night while touching myself.


Now......please please please ***** my hillbilly ***** with your ***** ***** while I ***** your massive *****!



I Think You're Sexier than TCBY does!
banderl Online
Posted: Sun, Jan 3 2016, 6:09 PM
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Don't let TCBY lie to you! I think you're hotter than he does! I want you so bad! You're the smartest and sexiest man on cbid.... Way better looking than TW. Don't **** that hillbilly in his ***** I need your **** more and want to **** like ZRX with a hobo.




banderl Offline
#103 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
sad really... but a typical reaction when there's no defense.. Mellow



No defense for what?
Lying?
TCBY is now a proven liar.
Take that up with him.
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#104 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I just wish you'd both stop PMing me....

You are the sexiest man alive
TMCTLT Online
Posted: Sat, Jan 2 2016, 8:45 AM
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Have I told you how sexy you are? I literally dream about you every night while touching myself.


Now......please please please ***** my hillbilly ***** with your ***** ***** while I ***** your massive *****!



I Think You're Sexier than TCBY does!
banderl Online
Posted: Sun, Jan 3 2016, 6:09 PM
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Don't let TCBY lie to you! I think you're hotter than he does! I want you so bad! You're the smartest and sexiest man on cbid.... Way better looking than TW. Don't **** that hillbilly in his ***** I need your **** more and want to **** like ZRX with a hobo.







Truth.

Especially the part about TCBY being a liar.
ZRX1200 Offline
#105 Posted:
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Well....


I never said what I stab hobos with. So fair enough
teedubbya Offline
#106 Posted:
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I just have one question. What are you wearing?
MACS Offline
#107 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
You both are dumb asses but it's entertaining.


Huh. We agree on something.
banderl Offline
#108 Posted:
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Where has my PM buddy lying crooked TCBY gone to?
tonygraz Offline
#109 Posted:
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Trump rally in Cleveland ?
banderl Offline
#110 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Trump rally in Cleveland ?



Probably getting a Cleveland Steamer.
TW should be able to find him.
victor809 Offline
#111 Posted:
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Nah... If he were getting a Cleveland steamer that's definitely something he would have PMed me about...
banderl Offline
#112 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Nah... If he were getting a Cleveland steamer that's definitely something he would have PMed me about...



TW or TCBY?
victor809 Offline
#113 Posted:
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Both...



.... Prolly be pictures attached
banderl Offline
#114 Posted:
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Freaks!
banderl Offline
#115 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
Afraid not, Paulie Boy.

Yes they're all available
TMCTLT Online
Posted: Sat, Jan 2 2016, 8:48 AM
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To anyone but YOU, you really are a classless piece of S H I T and a P U S S Y


Now......hurry off and report me ya **** fog



Re: Yes they're all available
banderl Online
Posted: Sun, Jan 3 2016, 6:08 PM
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**** off, you hillbilly ****.

YOU'RE a lying sack of dog crap (I do apologize to dog crap).



Paulie?



BTW, no dog crap was injured or harmed in this post.
victor809 Offline
#116 Posted:
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Gotta admit... A little disappointed this one trailed off. I was entertained.
DrafterX Offline
#117 Posted:
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It was entertaining the first time. .. now it's just sad and predictable... Mellow
banderl Offline
#118 Posted:
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Just waiting for crooked lying Paulie to come back.
victor809 Offline
#119 Posted:
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Is banderl channeling trump? :)
DrafterX Offline
#120 Posted:
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Hillary & Obama... tell the lie often enough people might start believing it's the truth... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#121 Posted:
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Yup. And don't devitae from the lines
Speyside Offline
#122 Posted:
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Which lie?
DrafterX Offline
#123 Posted:
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The lie that Paul lied.... I don't buy it.. Not talking
victor809 Offline
#124 Posted:
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Personally I think both are lying. My PMs are the only real ones.

DrafterX Offline
#125 Posted:
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I never questioned yours... Mellow
banderl Offline
#126 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Is banderl channeling trump? :)



Yes I am.
I've developed a Trump channeling program.
It's going to be YUGE!
banderl Offline
#127 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
The lie that Paul lied.... I don't buy it.. Not talking



Paulie must have, he seems to have disappeared.
MACS Offline
#128 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
Paulie must have, he seems to have disappeared.


Or maybe he decided if he argues with a fool long enough, nobody will be able to tell who the fool is... and just walked away?

*shrug*

I imagine he'll be back, eventually, to antagonize you. Be patient. Beer
DrafterX Offline
#129 Posted:
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banderl wrote:
Paulie must have, he seems to have disappeared.



Did you check your inbox..?? Huh
Speyside Offline
#130 Posted:
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LMAO!
banderl Offline
#131 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Did you check your inbox..?? Huh



He doesn't have the balls to PM me ever again.
DrafterX Offline
#132 Posted:
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poor bandy... Do you need a hug..?? Huh
banderl Offline
#133 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
poor bandy... Do you need a hug..?? Huh



Poor me?
Maybe you and Paulie could spoon with each other later on tonight.
DrafterX Offline
#134 Posted:
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Be nice. .. ewas just trying to help... you seem to have some deep seeded issues... did somebody break something off in you recently. .?? Huh
banderl Offline
#135 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Be nice. .. ewas just trying to help... you seem to have some deep seeded issues... did somebody break something off in you recently. .?? Huh


Of course you were.
Deep seeded?
Too late in the year for planting.
Speyside Offline
#136 Posted:
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Drafter, when you posted that were you deep-seated in a chair?
teedubbya Offline
#137 Posted:
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I'm self pleasuring right now
banderl Offline
#138 Posted:
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Drafter, when you posted that were you deep-seated in a chair?



Yeah, he and three of his gay/homo buddies were sitting on an upside down stool.
DrafterX Offline
#139 Posted:
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Good for you....


I just figured someone might have been trying to seed bandy.... poor bandy... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#140 Posted:
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Poor stool
victor809 Offline
#141 Posted:
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^ TW misses his stool.

So... Here's what we know so far:
TCBY sends dirty profanity ridden love letters to banderl
Banderl sends dirty love letters (probably with pictures attached) to tcby
Both banderl and TCBY keep sending me requests for d1ck pics.
Drafter wants to "seed" banderl but will settle for sitting on TWs stool.
teedubbya Offline
#142 Posted:
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Stools are people too
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#143 Posted:
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if you stand them on their heads
dstieger Offline
#144 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Stools are people too



IDK if they're people...but I hear that Mr. Jones sends himself pictures of his own
teedubbya Offline
#145 Posted:
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It's a ying yang thing. Zen. One stool is pushed up while the other is pushed down.
victor809 Offline
#146 Posted:
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I'd like to know what started the love letters? While I'm pretty sure it was their mutual adoration of me, the title implies that there was another topic they were hiding their mutual adoration of me behind. Something about things being available.... I can only assume they were trying to do a box split on economy sized lube. But I'd like to hear their side.
banderl Offline
#147 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
I'd like to know what started the love letters? While I'm pretty sure it was their mutual adoration of me, the title implies that there was another topic they were hiding their mutual adoration of me behind. Something about things being available.... I can only assume they were trying to do a box split on economy sized lube. But I'd like to hear their side.



My BFF Paulie was selling cigars to help pay some bills.
I topped his threads (just trying to help him out, that's the kind of guy that I truly am) and asked if they were still available.
Unfortunately, they had all been sold a year earlier.
I'm pretty sure that he was confused about my good intentions.
victor809 Offline
#148 Posted:
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By the title it looks like they were still available... But not for you. Prolly because he was saving some for me.
dstieger Offline
#149 Posted:
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^ tired of the dogs just circling? nothing a poke with a sharp stick won't fix
victor809 Offline
#150 Posted:
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.... You know me too well. :)
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