(Bell ringing)
"OK, NooBs, Bur's Class For Noops is in session. Today's lecture is on how to drive the bus on your vet".
Students: YEA!
"Settle down, kiddos, this is how you do it. First, you get notified you have a PM from an esteemed member of the forum. You reply that yes, you have coordinates, of course, it's your vet."
Students: Uh-huh, uh-huh, what else?
"Well, when you get home, you get your cigar diary and big ol' book of addies out, get the addy, and reply to the PM."
Billy, from the back of the room: Aren't you afraid he'll retaliate?
Class erupts in riotous laughter.
"Billy, what did I tell you about asking silly questions and disrupting class? Just for that, nothing but Garcia y Vega tubos from a gas station this weekend for you."
In other words, FGM, this ain't over by a long way.