Operation: Noob on Noob Violence - IV(can you put Bourbon in this thing?)
Well, someone has to stir some chit with all you feisty noobs. So after talking with Grrr about this and hoping that TJ won't mind, I decided to try and bring this back for a new round with all of you chit stirrers. This was not my idea originally so I won't take any credit, I am just merely stepping in to facilitate. I have stolen all of the rules from the great guys that came before me. I can only hope that my efforts help pay some hommage to some truly great BOTL.
I played in round 2 and it was a ton of fun, I hosted round tres and had a blast, so I suggest to any N00bz to come in and have some fun!
So, here are the "official" rules:
We need a minimum of 10 people. No more than 20. We can always expand if there is sufficient interest. Because most of you are noobs, there is no need for anyone to vouch for anyone. If someone ends up not coming through and not sending sticks, I will personally rectify the situation. Post here AND send me a PM if you want to participate. Put "OpNONV" in the subject line of the PM. Because you are noobs and PROBABLY dont have a huge selection, part of the deal is that you have no say over what you get. There will be some rules about this below.
- Packages/bombs can be launched as soon as you have your target. You MUST ship your package NO LATER THAN February 14. With the holidays coming up this will give everyone plenty of time to put your bomb together. When you ship your package, you can PM me any DC#'s and I'll let your person know that the package is on the way.
Rules:
1)Must send bomb by February 14th.
2)Must send your info to me by February 7th.
3)Match up will be sent to you by February 10th.
4)Contents
a) bomb must consist of between 5-10 smokes. No more, no less. Any sticks more than 10 will be required to ship to the troops. This is not an elitist bombing. Chose your likes or if you know your recipient, his/her likes. Good sticks, NOT DOG ROCKETS. Good hand rolled cigars only. No White Owls etc. Oh and please no infused cigars such as Acids et.
b) bomb MUST have a bottle of local "sauce". This can be anything liquid that is local. Alcohol, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, Maple syrup, etc. If you make something personally, throw that in. Several people here make jams, jellys, syrups, etc.
c) bomb must have something from you that holds some sort of meaning to you. If you are a guitarist, throw in a pick. If you are a woodworker, throw in a knife. If you are in the military, throw in something from the military. THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. This is just something for you to "personalize" your bomb.
5)Put in a hint so the recipient can try to guess who his/her bomber is.
6)Have Fun!!!
Want to play? Post here and send me an PM with your info(please include addy).
BTW, this is for noobs only. I am the decision maker as to whether you are a noob or not. TJ and Grrr had the below qualifiers, but since this round is my game, I'll decide on a case by case basis as to whether one qualifies. If you've been a vet in the noob trade, you aren't a noob. If your name is Tucker, you aren't a noob. Etc. Etc. (TJ's rule but it still applies, sorry Tuck lol but i am more lenient than TJ lol)
Thanx TJ.
Thanks Grrr
All remember where this came from. . .
Now lets get this azzwhoopin started!
I will continue to chump edit this as I see fit. . .
and one more thing, the last time we played, some azzholes decided they needed to bomb the host.
This is prohibited in this go round. If once completed, you all decide to gang up and say thanks, then I suggest it would be best suited for the originator of this game. I don't have his addy, but I'm sure I can find a Texan or 2 that can find him, just let me know. . .
