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Wad or Fold????
EI Offline
#101 Posted:
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VFR has a wad up his pooper??????????????
teedubbya Offline
#102 Posted:
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not that there is anything wrong with that.

is it pablo's?
pabloescabar Offline
#103 Posted:
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see... there you did it again


teedubbya Offline
#104 Posted:
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Don't blow your wad pablo. I'm sorry.
pabloescabar Offline
#105 Posted:
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no ...I'm save'n it for you
fishinguitarman Offline
#106 Posted:
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FOLD.
pgje51 Offline
#107 Posted:
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Well, over the years I have developed an intricate triangualr fold technique to maximize the strength and minimize the consumption of paper.

Oh, and when the mood stikes me, a dash of talc afterwards is always refreshing.

Take care of your ass, no one else will.
Wirenut Offline
#108 Posted:
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Posts: 29
What The "F**K".....I can say I laughed my ass-off for a few minutes till eyes started to water. To reply to this post, man we gotta be bored. Still funny though
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#109 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
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Time to bring this classic back out of the archives.
daveincincy Offline
#110 Posted:
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LOL nice top. 8)

Fold, and if the paper is of good quality, 4 squares.
thurson Offline
#111 Posted:
Joined: 06-26-2004
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Holy Charmin Batman! How the hell did I miss this post? Fold, righty and over the top.

LMFAO!!!
rfenst Offline
#112 Posted:
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Who gives a ****?
CBOB Offline
#113 Posted:
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warm fluffy towels
maddman Offline
#114 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2005
Posts: 2,677
fold and pleat
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#115 Posted:
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1. Author: vfrtwice

BINGO!!

but i also use baby wipes.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#116 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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2. Author: Charlie

the only "trees" i have in the yard are plumeras and i use the petals from the flowers.


a lot of people are showing more interest in how i wipe my ass then i would have expected.

"The Contract" is an excellent movie and morgan freeman is great
8trackdisco Offline
#117 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
Still a wad man, and still pull the toilet paper from the underside of the roll.

A rebel until (and regarding) the "end".
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#118 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
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117 posts about how to wipe your ass.

i am going to have surgery on my left shoulder and i am in training to use my right hand.

so the question is do you use the right hand or the left hand?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#119 Posted:
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31. Author: 8trackdisco

and susie, susie
down by the sea shore
sits and sews.
all day long she sits and sews
8trackdisco Offline
#120 Posted:
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Rick even wipes his using the Left.

Is the "right" serve any purpose in you life at all?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#121 Posted:
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Sometimes things just float back to the surface...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#122 Posted:
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Seems an appropriate time for this to float back to the surface again...
tbrochin Offline
#123 Posted:
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ROFL
JadeRose Offline
#124 Posted:
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I'll go you all one better. I fold and then tear it open, wipe, fold it in on itself and wipe again. More efficient and less wasteful. I too use the Aloe stuff. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
f16devils Offline
#125 Posted:
Joined: 05-07-2005
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Depends on how it comes out. If it was an explosion, like it covers the whole bowl, then it's a big wad. More cleaning power with each wipe. Nice solid one, nice neat fold.
Here's a question
You know you did something, you wipe and there's nothing on the paper, you look in the toilet and there's nothing there either. WTF happened? LMAO
jetblasted Offline
#126 Posted:
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Thanks to this fuggin' thread, I think about vfrtwice and his question, every time I wipe my ass . . .

Thanks, a Lot ! !
jetblasted Offline
#127 Posted:
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Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?, Wad or Fold ?

?!?
Big_Bear Offline
#128 Posted:
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Topped by request

I didn't realize the over/under horse was beaten.

(turning red)
grmcooper Offline
#129 Posted:
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^Thank you!
fishinguitarman Offline
#130 Posted:
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Oooops!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#131 Posted:
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^
time to float back to the surface....
lluvia Offline
#132 Posted:
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folder
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#133 Posted:
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back up to the top
tribe77mac Offline
#134 Posted:
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This thread is a floater

Mine are usually sinkers

Definitely a wadder
wheelrite Offline
#135 Posted:
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Fold,,,

only crude, ill bred peasants "wad".

wheel,
diverbelow72 Offline
#136 Posted:
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I usually fold it then wad it slightly, of course this does depend on the episode. Like Andy said earlier, if the diet is healthy then a fold is good, but if was a chilli night then I bet fold then wad.

About the bidet, badday, or whatever you wanna call it. Being in Japan, most places have these or a similar type. I call them ass crack washers, it is part of the seat. I will miss my Japanese toilets more than most things when I leave here. Heated seat, warm water ass cleaner, and hell some even have a fan to blow you dry. I have considered buying some of these before I leave to install on my toilets. Two things keep me from doing this...they are like 500-700 bucks a pop and most American bathrooms do not have electricity behind the toilets, so there is more money to run power there.

Man all this talk about....ooohhh gotta go.
burgess_b Offline
#137 Posted:
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^GREAT point about the outlet...never thought we did not have them in the US. but if you end up in Maine, the heated seat is gold, baby.

true story--after the Nagano Olympics, all those blond Northern europeans were buying heated toilet seats to take home. smart folks!
f16devils Offline
#138 Posted:
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interesting topic worthy to be topped.
fishinguitarman Offline
#139 Posted:
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Fold, no doubt
wtjvj Offline
#140 Posted:
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I`m surprised FGM has learned a new trck like using toilet paper, you know what they say about teachin an OLD dog new tricks.

He was around when they were still using gravel.
fishinguitarman Offline
#141 Posted:
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You just change your Depends. right?
jetblasted Offline
#142 Posted:
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Famous Five Year Old Thread . . .
edsbar60 Offline
#143 Posted:
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One square. Poke a hole in the middle and wipe. Use the corners to clean your fingernail.
f16devils Offline
#144 Posted:
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^ That sounds like you!
dstieger Offline
#145 Posted:
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wadder with sloppy folds randomly interspersed
Rclay Offline
#146 Posted:
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Anyone know how to cook toilet paper?
jetblasted Offline
#147 Posted:
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I think about this thread on occasion. Usually in the morning ...
Rclay Offline
#148 Posted:
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You brown it on both sides.
dstieger Offline
#149 Posted:
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Since crapping seems to be the topic of the day, I thought it appropriate to resurrect this
walksalone Offline
#150 Posted:
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Use da curtains..Works well.Whistle
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