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puskarich Offline
#51 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:16 AM EST
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If you had a bidet, you'd still need TP to dry off with. There'd be no way I could drip dry. Nooooo way.
vfrtwice Offline
#52 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:20 AM EST
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AMEN... on the big role extender.. i just got mine a couple of weeks ago.. i was about to take the dremmel or sawsaw to the vanity !! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think i would have lost my deposit though!!!

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J.Redleg Offline
#53 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:26 AM EST
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Just before he dropped off the face of the world, Andrew Dice Clay had a sitcom on CBS. In one episode, the only one I remember, his wife took him to an open house that was way out of their league.

The bathroom had a bidet, or how ever you spell it. Dice went up to it, turned it on and yelled to his wife and the realtor, "Hey honey, look! They got a fountain in the bathroom!" From which point he took a long drink from it...

puskarich Offline
#54 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 11:30 AM EST
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LMAO on Dremeling the vanity!!!

Cruel thing to do to your co-workers - especially if you have those huge wheels of TP in the metal round dispensers. Scotch tape the tail end of of the TP to the rest of the roll. They'll be rolling and rolling and rolling trying to find the tail.
andytv Offline
#55 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 12:25 PM EST
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puskarich;

check out the link in post 26 - I gave a play by play on Bidet use.
blcklove Offline
#56 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 2:04 PM EST
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You guys are outta control! LMAO

Erik
myash07 Offline
#57 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 4:52 PM EST
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Folding keeps myash off my fingers!
blcklove Offline
#58 Posted: Fri, Sep 16 2005, 4:55 PM EST
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eeeewwwwwww!
dup Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2005, 4:35 PM EST
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fold it and over the top ( unless you have cat's that will play with the roll) then towards the wall.
i think i'm screwed !!! i mean i'm a little bit twisted but..... after this thread,,,,,,,,this is just wrong.... but anyways....three shells here too!!!!!
andytv Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2005, 4:39 PM EST
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sometimes I just set a roll on the top of the crapper.
tuckersdad777 Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2005, 7:48 PM EST
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I absolutely refuse to post in a thread as __________ as this one. Period. Oops
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Sep 17 2005, 10:57 PM EST
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http://gprime.net/flash.php/poopfrusteration
vfrtwice Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 3:23 AM EST
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Rick.. that was a great funny..

and without further adoooo...


I confirm after further testing this weekend.....I will forever be a DIE HARD WADDER!!!!...dont like the fold... I just cant make it work!!!!

FOREVER A WADDAR..

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puskarich Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 11:22 AM EST
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I found after some analysis, that I am a FADDER (no, not a father - a fadder). I fold first and then do a twist-type thing to wad it. It is a strange technique that I unknowingly developed over the years. The twist must be to protect the fingers from "breakthrough". The convenience of folding and the protection of wadding. The best of both worlds.
8trackdisco Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 11:30 AM EST
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Two questions come to mind as I poder you Folders out there.

How cheap is your toilet paper, and how hard are you guys wiping (if "breakthrough" is the concern)?

You aren't trying to remove varnish. Its just an arse wipin'.
jazzman Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 11:43 AM EST
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On the subject of finger going thru the paper, It's the only piece of ass some people get...just a thought
puskarich Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 11:58 AM EST
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I thought wadding prevented "breakthrough", not folding. Am I wrong?
8trackdisco Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 12:03 PM EST
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Hmm, I thought it was the Folders that were most concerned with breakthrough.

I apologize for any folders that I may have offended.
MACS Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 12:11 PM EST
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How did I ever miss this one?

Or maybe I skipped it intentionally?

Folder here too. I wash my dickskinners after I go, because they were just in contact with my genitals and i'm sure nobody would want to shake hands with me if I didn't wash and I certainly wouldn't want to lick my fingers. So I wash after every trip to the facilities.
8trackdisco Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 12:16 PM EST
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Um......... dickskinners?
MACS Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 12:18 PM EST
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military slang for your mitts, paws... hands.
8trackdisco Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Sep 19 2005, 12:22 PM EST
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(Pssssst. MACS. I think most people not driving a late model camel wash their hands after taking a dump. But I GUESS you and I could be the only ones).

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#73 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 3:52 AM EST
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puskarich,

EXACTLY!!! that is the exact same method i use. Somewhat of a organized "wad", with a twist. I find that if i simply wad there is no base for the wad and the wad doese not seem to stay in tact, and the whole wad falls apart leaving nothing but an unsuccessful wipe. BUT.... if i do the modified fold,wad... nothing but good things happen.. resulting in clean "dickstickers", and a sparkling arse!!!!!

LMAO.. WE ARE TRULEY NUTS!!!!

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J.Redleg Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 3:55 AM EST
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So is this the start of a fad?
puskarich Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 8:25 AM EST
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Here's a question for yinz guys. How do you know when you are done wiping? Do you look at the TP or do you "just know"?
xibbumbero Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 9:53 AM EST
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In the wild,I looks for very smooth rocks. X
MACS Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 10:19 AM EST
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Ya gotta look. Wipe til the paper comes back clean, I say...

Which begs the question - How does a blind man know when he's done wiping? Does he get his dog to look? 2 barks for clean, 1 bark for keep wiping?
donkeydunker Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 1:19 PM EST
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over, under ppl will be shot on throne!!

fold

HEHE!!

dd
8trackdisco Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 1:23 PM EST
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Got to take a look. Because then you know you are done and if you see blood, you have a heads up you either have roids' or you should maybe see a doc.
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#80 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 6:37 PM EST
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23. Author: puskarich Date: 09/16/2005 01:50 PM Reply
I wish I had one of those toilets that squirt the water on your bunghole. What are those things called?


A used waterpik from a garage sale works just as well!
A little duct tape to hold it under the seat, aimed appropriately, works like a charm.
donkeydunker Offline
#81 Posted: Tue, Sep 20 2005, 7:27 PM EST
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8track, you is a sick bastid!!!

but it IS true!!!!

dd
vfrtwice Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Sep 21 2005, 3:55 AM EST
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Can you guys believe we have 81 posts on a thread about wiping our ass!! haaaaaaaa

ps. you have to look!!

LMAO AT MACS... i never thought of that.. what the hell does the blind guy do?>>?? cause you know.. sometimes you have a 3 wiper and somtimes it takes more...

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andytv Offline
#83 Posted: Wed, Sep 21 2005, 4:17 AM EST
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I thought this was about blowing your nose.

vfrtwice Offline
#84 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:31 PM EST
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topped for pacman :)

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pabloescabar Offline
#85 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:42 PM EST
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I fold my wad, yours prolly just ain't big enough ta fold is all
jpotts Offline
#86 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:53 PM EST
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I had a polinidal cyst when I was 18. They operated to remove it, chopping out a hunk of my a**, and then sewing be back up. They believed that it was started by an ingrown hair that erupted, then got infected during the "cleanup" process. The wound itself took about 3 years to heal, considering the general location, potential for unsanitary conditions, and issues of movement not allowing the wound to heal.

Given this, I make sure the body's emergency exit is as clean asa whistle. I find that a fold gives the best results, one-ply gives more control over the application of needed pressure for said process, and that a good soap-and-water cleanup is essential to preventing such conditions in the future.

I could say something cute like, "it's so clean you can eat off it", but then again...
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#87 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:54 PM EST
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I am a folder, breakthrough is a concern, I wash my hands after and I have some baby wipes on standby for those "not so fresh" days.

If your finger pokes through and you really don't mind, does that make you gay?
pabloescabar Offline
#88 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:56 PM EST
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Hey jpotts, I bet Adroomi will like hearing that...LOL
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#89 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:58 PM EST
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vfrtwice

i pull about a yard, fold twice, and wrinkle (wad).
jpotts Offline
#90 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:58 PM EST
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^ No comment.

But thanks for saying it. LOL!
jpotts Offline
#91 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 4:59 PM EST
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BTW, tmy previos post was directed at pablo.
pabloescabar Offline
#92 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 5:00 PM EST
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don't be hate'n...who knows you might like it
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#93 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 5:00 PM EST
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looka like i have changed my wipping habits over the years.
fretkillr Offline
#94 Posted: Mon, Feb 12 2007, 7:15 PM EST
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Goddamn it!

I suppose I'm the only one who will say it.

*sigh* So I must.



I like to poop.
MiamiJosh Offline
#95 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2007, 9:57 AM EST
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I thought this was about laundry...........

Laundry-wad
TP-nice organized fold
CROS Offline
#96 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2007, 10:12 AM EST
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I fully agree with you, striplett. I submit that a nice deuce is one of the finer things in life. It's the only reason I eat. Well not the only reason, but it certainly makes a good meal more enjoyable to know that when I'm done I am really going to punish the throne and any nostril within a 500 yard radius. If I'm at my own house, I fold. If I'm visiting company, I use the curtains, or hang my a55 in the sink and use a toothbrush for those hard to reach spots.



Is that bad?
Smashed247 Offline
#97 Posted: Tue, Feb 13 2007, 10:19 AM EST
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Wet-Wipes
CBOB Offline
#98 Posted: Thu, Feb 15 2007, 7:10 AM EST
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How do you wad or fold corn cobs?
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#99 Posted: Thu, Feb 15 2007, 11:27 AM EST
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