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Out in my Corvette making the Queen mad.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#1 Posted:
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To all the haters out there all I can say is this car has great pick-up power!
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tbrochin Offline
#2 Posted:
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Where is the eye-bleach???!!!???!!!???
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#3 Posted:
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Jealous much??
knokmdwn Offline
#4 Posted:
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LOL, this was the guy that used to post about being in shape and was down on fat people?!?!?! No offense brother but you don't look like you've missed any meals.









;^)
Rut-Ro! Offline
#5 Posted:
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Jealous? Of what, the fact that you are ugly and your mother dresses you funny?


NAH!
tbrochin Offline
#6 Posted:
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Yeah.... jealous of the fact that you look like a mafia stooge pulling out of the courthouse parking lot, while saying (through your massive double-chin) "I ain't got no idea how Freddy Fingers fell into dat meat-grinder. Alls I know is he shoulda never made fun of my gravel driveway."

LOL
DrafterX Offline
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poor Freddy Fingers....
hoyodude Offline
#8 Posted:
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is it ever a surprise when the guy with the loudest mouth and the biggest ego looks like this? talk about your stereotypes....
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#9 Posted:
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Like I said jealous much?
hoyodude Offline
#10 Posted:
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^we know that's what you're hoping slick but it just ain't happening.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#11 Posted:
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Yeah keep telling yourself that. I guarantee you that when I roll by in this even your wife would look. It's all about the ride baby!
hoyodude Offline
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poor, deluded little man...
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#13 Posted:
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It all comes back to "Like I said jealous much?"
herfidore Offline
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Pay attention people. This is not Cousin Eddies corvette. At least not the one he posted and claimed was his. So therefore, this is probably not Cousin Eddie. He is screwing with you guys.
watchurai Offline
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Please continue self-hubcapping.




Thanks.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#16 Posted:
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I might have put on a couple LBS over the winter.
fishinguitarman Offline
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BS flag going up!!!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#18 Posted:
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Just think what I'm swinging between my legs to have a wife like I have.
bloody spaniard Offline
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#17- mama musta done drowned all the dum babies.

funny thread
tailgater Offline
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That dude must have eaten cousin eddy.
Rut-Ro! Offline
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Sad, Sad, little man. No one is jumping on the jealous wagon. Don't you see?

What is there to be jealous about? It ain't about the ride you "look at me" weirdo.
Rut-Ro! Offline
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18^ yeah, a piece of wood strapped to your leg that you got out of the river.
Rut-Ro! Offline
#23 Posted:
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and you prolly give her 500 bucks each time she has to put up with you between her legs!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#24 Posted:
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You got that right, it's a thick piece solid wood and it's made many ladies speechless.
knokmdwn Offline
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Based on that picture, you haven't SEEN what is probably not swinging between your legs, in many moons......unless you were standing on a mirror.

CE, self flattery is so unbecoming. If your bride has any class at all, I bet she don't put up with that **** when you are around her!
jetblasted Offline
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Holy **** !!?!!

I can't believe what I'm actually reading.

Jesus H. Christ ...
ggriffi Offline
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1. Author: Cousin_Eddie Date: 05/18/2010 10:52 AM Reply
To all the haters out there all I can say is this car has great pick-up power!


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Great pickup power huh? Ya must be gay then! hahahahaha
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#28 Posted:
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There is not a chick on this board that would complain about going for a ride with Eddie.
herfidore Offline
#29 Posted:
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Pay attention people. This is not Cousin Eddies corvette. At least not the one he posted and claimed was his. So therefore, this is probably not Cousin Eddie. He is screwing with you guys.
edsbar60 Offline
#30 Posted:
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How old is that picture? 15 years? More? lol. Judging by the quality of the photo, I'd say it's a film print that was scanned.

This IS a funny thread.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#31 Posted:
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What can I say, when you're hot you're hot!
herfidore Offline
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Is that Greg Raymer and Norman Chad?
Cousin_Eddie Offline
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Here is another bit of food for thought, there are three peddles on the floor and I never have to use my feet to brake. THINK ABOUT IT!
tailgater Offline
#34 Posted:
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Dude, we're mostly dudes here.
Who you trying to impress?
herfidore Offline
#35 Posted:
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#34 Himself
Rut-Ro! Offline
#36 Posted:
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You seem to hav e a fixation on your ****. I don't think you are boasting on the right forum. 99.9% of the guys here are straight. Get the picture?

Notice, NONE of the women have posted on this thread?

We will screw with you all day dude. Kepp it coming.
Rut-Ro! Offline
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is that your wife sitting next to you?
adroomi420b Offline
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I am adroomi, and I approve of this thread. Great job, Eddie!
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#39 Posted:
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You better approve, because this thread kicks ass.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#40 Posted:
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My wife?? No my wife is on the other thread about golfing.
bloody spaniard Offline
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Looks like a remake of Route 666 with human clones of a wiggy Homer Simpson & a toothy Ned Flanders.
robertknyc Offline
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6. LOL tbro!
Mr. Jones Offline
#43 Posted:
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Why is Ned Flanders hand on your lap?
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#44 Posted:
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You jealous bitches can't handle Eddie..
robertknyc Offline
#45 Posted:
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This pic has the look of a portly C_E taking the car out for a test ride, with the salesman in the right seat.
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#46 Posted:
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I think the camera might have added a couple pounds, but I still demand the nice looking ladies.
HockeyDad Offline
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This is an outrageous fraud.
wvwa34 Offline
#48 Posted:
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Some guyz have it all......... A Corvette,and a BIG DECK!!!!
robertknyc Offline
#49 Posted:
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Would you buy a used house from this guy?
Cousin_Eddie Offline
#50 Posted:
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Hello my name is Eddie and I'm a Used House Salesman.
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