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teedubbya Offline
#101 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 9:43 AM EST
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Go to a DME supplier (or maybe even wallyworld) and buy one of those plastic portable urinal things with the cap on the end. Fill it with Beer..... over 40 oz. Then walk around drinking out of it. The chicks dig it.
gringococolo Offline
#102 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:10 AM EST
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Hey TW,

Turned to be an interesting thread. I guess I could have said nothing, but why?

The thing that I saw was that (IMHO), you knew you were wrong. If you knew you weren't wrong, then why try and give the dude a dollar. Hungover or not, a person of character would accept that they were wrong, say sorry, and move on.

Your reaction was opposite.

All the **** about ruining America and Memorial Day is for shock value.

I guess I could have started a thread titled "consuming food in a store" and went from there. That would be booring.

Been a fun one, dramaqueen or not. Like you, I can take the shots.

Lets go to the Nancy Pelosi or Sotomayor threads, now those are stimulating and thought provoking.

WATERBOARD TW WITH LIME SAM'S SODAWATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gringo
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:14 AM EST
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gringo... assumptions are a dangerous thing.

I was wrong to berate the dude. The dollar was part of that. It was my way of saying I'm not going to steal the thing so back off me.... not I shouldn't be drinking this. Two very differnt things.

That said your comments are ok. I like diverse opinions and aint mad atacha.

But your opinion on the matter as expressed carries little weight with me.... just as my opinion on the matter carries litte weight with you.

I can live with that and suspect you can too.
teedubbya Offline
#104 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:16 AM EST
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and I do wonder why when waterboarding we do not use anything carbonated... I think it would intensify things......

maybe some carbonated pork broth
bloody spaniard Offline
#105 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:17 AM EST
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Only TW could turn this road apple of a dumb thread into a Seinfeld.

(applause)
teedubbya Offline
#106 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:18 AM EST
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no key lime soda for you
teedubbya Offline
#107 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:20 AM EST
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just to be clear... I was not wrong drinking the **** and will continue to do so at perhaps an increased frequency just because I know it bothers people.
JHC Offline
#108 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:21 AM EST
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I have a friend that laughed so hard once that chocolate milk came out of his nose.
teedubbya Offline
#109 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:21 AM EST
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only once?
JHC Offline
#110 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:22 AM EST
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^ so you enjoy pi$$ing people off??????
JHC Offline
#111 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:22 AM EST
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It was one long time.
bloody spaniard Offline
#112 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:25 AM EST
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Dave, when you meet this clown in person, a nicer & classier person you'll never meet.

He turns into Morton Downey Douchebag when he posts.
Makes normal people want to kill him. ( ;
JadeRose Offline
#113 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:26 AM EST
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"maybe some carbonated pork broth"



Note to self: Call patent office.
JHC Offline
#114 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:26 AM EST
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LOL...no doubt Bloody....I can read below the lines.
robertknyc Offline
#115 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:30 AM EST
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Carbonated water for waterboarding -- that might actually cross the line into torture.
teedubbya Offline
#116 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 10:46 AM EST
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#112 I think the loss prevention dude would beg to differ
jpotts Offline
#117 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:29 AM EST
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"So if seeing this differently means I am an anti-American Memorial Day pooping on bastid in your eyes that says more about you than I. If that is true then you are a judgmental self righteous summitch."

Translation:

"I can do whatever I want, brag about it, but you'd better not say anything negative to me!"






I'd really hate to see what you'd do if you somehow became constipated at a Wal-Mart. Would you pay for the enema before crapping on their floor, or after?
teedubbya Offline
#118 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:34 AM EST
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lol

I like how reasonable and rational you are.

Of cource not. I would go over and grab a gallon of prune juice and chug it while trying on bating suits sans underwear.
teedubbya Offline
#119 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:34 AM EST
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I am a rebel
teedubbya Offline
#120 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:36 AM EST
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bating = bathing in the gay bath houses

in the words of Cartman

whateva whateva I do what I want
jpotts Offline
#121 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:38 AM EST
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Reasonable and rational?

I'm not the one who gave the loss control guy a hard time for doing his job.

And I'm sure they'll allow you to try on all the women's bathing suits you'd like so long as that yeast infection is kept in check.


(Lord help me, I think I just gave him another idea...)
jpotts Offline
#122 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:40 AM EST
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I mean, I can kinda see if you had just crawled in from surviving a three-day trek through the Gobi desert, were neat the point of dehydration - skin peeling off your body, and blisters forming on your forehead. In that event, I think you'd have a point about being judgemental.

But it would still be wrong if you used the sunblock before paying for it...and a little too late.
teedubbya Offline
#123 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:42 AM EST
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lol

wow I really need to pay more attention to your posts.

you are thuper
teedubbya Offline
#124 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:44 AM EST
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potts you have taught me something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7azwS5gUNs
sloth Offline
#125 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:50 AM EST
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dude.... that part from Zack and Miri makes a Porno just flashed in my head.

"That chick frosted me like a f&^%*&^ cake!"
teedubbya Offline
#126 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 11:52 AM EST
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lol I have to run for awhile. And for the record, somewhere in Missouri within the next 15 minutes I will be drinking something prior to paying for it. And there is nothing anyone can do about it *evil plankton type laughter*
jpotts Offline
#127 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 12:11 PM EST
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^ Great, now he's unwrapping the Spongebob videos and watching them before buying them...
JadeRose Offline
#128 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 12:16 PM EST
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I just heard on the radio about some sort of crime spree going on in Platte City. Run teedubb, run!!!!
big chief Offline
#129 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:00 PM EST
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leckless rawlessness takes over country over Memorial Day!

I wonder if the Rockies started out as mole hills?
teedubbya Offline
#130 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:10 PM EST
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I was sitting in the hottub at the YMCA peeing and thinking about potts question.

What would I really do.... if constipated at walmart?

Prolly rip the packaging off a turkey baster, crack open some olive oil and ask for the key to the dressing room.
wheelrite Offline
#131 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:12 PM EST
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^
Extra Virgin Olive Oil,,,


wheel,,
teedubbya Offline
#132 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:35 PM EST
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nah I can't claim that one anymore
robertknyc Offline
#133 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:50 PM EST
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I bet TW hogs the blood pressure checker machine there...it's free so it's not even taking a risk to do so!
teedubbya Offline
#134 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:55 PM EST
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hint

if you open the mustard while you are in a store and place it in one of those things and press the red button it is WAY cool
robertknyc Offline
#135 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 1:57 PM EST
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LOL, I should have known you'd have a more destructive use for the machine than just its intended purpose.
teedubbya Offline
#136 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 2:01 PM EST
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at wally world you can grab ham out of the refrigerator, open up some bread and use this method for the mustard or mayo.

I pay for it all when I leave.
wtjvj Offline
#137 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 2:39 PM EST
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I wonder if someday they will bisect your brain and study it.
fishinguitarman Offline
#138 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 3:33 PM EST
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I just read the initial post! That's just plain funny!
teedubbya Offline
#139 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 4:12 PM EST
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WT are you calling me a bisectual?
wtjvj Offline
#140 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 4:18 PM EST
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nah, more like watching TV and possibly getting stuck in between two stations?
teedubbya Offline
#141 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 4:29 PM EST
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I do hear whitenoise quite a bit
big chief Offline
#142 Posted: Mon, Jun 1 2009, 6:59 PM EST
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whitenose means the Paleface is sniffing about
teedubbya Offline
#143 Posted: Tue, Jun 2 2009, 6:43 AM EST
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we do have heavy feet
robertknyc Offline
#144 Posted: Thu, Jun 11 2009, 8:07 PM EST
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^ top
andytv Offline
#145 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 6:18 AM EST
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Hey TW........I am gonna do this next time I go to WalMart.......in your honor!
JadeRose Offline
#146 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 6:23 AM EST
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See..I wouldn't do this.....I just open things to taste them. If I like it, I put it back and get a different one because I don't want an open one.
DrafterX Offline
#147 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 6:26 AM EST
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I plan to drink a beer in the store and see if I get thrown out...
Goathead50 Offline
#148 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 6:31 AM EST
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^ That'll do it! Winner
teedubbya Offline
#149 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 7:47 AM EST
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The funny part is I actually discussed this last night with the cashier at the price chopper. He told me he had no issue with it but did wish I would wear pants.
Mr. Jones Offline
#150 Posted: Fri, Jun 12 2009, 8:10 AM EST
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T-dub,
They musta spotted you from the "Big Dome" cameras on the ceiling and quickly instructed agent DumbF$ck to tail you and watch for further infractions.
I used to work as a vendor in WallyWorld and saw all kinds of empty packages in the bathroom where low-lifes would lose the outside pkging w/ the electronic theft devices imbedded in them.
You also wouldn't beleive all the empty food wrappers all around the grocery dept. where the GRUBS just eat the food while they shop and don't pay for it
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